The Faceman

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I do like the sweet chiili nuts that they have on offer, some flaming hot monster munch wouldn't go amiss however.

I thought that Deal or no Deal smelled of The Partridge. Surely only a mind as great as you'rs could come up with such a phenommenon.

Sexified

Sam, you must be an academic on this subject. After all the crisp is the staple diet of any true bar-hog. What variety do you have on offer at cheers tonight? Hopefully you've had a stock intake, I'm not a fan of ready salted.

The yank one aint too bad either. I know it's not there but you can't beat The Democratic Republic of Congo's strip.

David Brent - Freelove Freeway

So Alan has joined us. What say you to a few beverages at cheers tonight? Sam is on a night off so the ladies had better watch out.

Alan Partridge - Kate Bush Medley

Looks like Crystal has finished. If not then would you care to move your head about 20 degrees to the left, you will clearly see that myself, Sam and Alan are all online. Kinda makes you feel a bit stupid doesn't it?

I'd have thought that a fellow Geordie would be more understanding to The Facemans plight. Still it's a big city, theirs bound to be some non-believers there.

Au Contraire my dear, the day you come up with an interesting comment I will actually be quite impressed. Heaven knows I might even agree with you. I'm not some petulant child who disregards everything that someone says just because we don't see eye to eye. You seem to be convinced that I have multiple personalities. Take a glance left and you'll clearly see that both myself and Sam are online. Unless I have multiple computer terminals in my abode I don't really think that you'r arguement stands up. Now come on, just for old times sake give The Faceman a smiley. I know that you've been itching to do it for the entire thread.

If you're hungry my friend then I recommend that you snack on something more substantial than a pack of Twiglets. I don't find them filling at all.

#any, apologies for any confusion caused.

My posts bland? don't make me laugh my dear. If I remember correctly you're the dude who just leaves smilies instead of leaving and constructive or insightful comments. Read through my posts and you'll find that I've commented on television, music (surprisingly enough), sport, politics, drugs. You name it and I've probably got an opinion on it. Sorry if I've never responded to one of your "post pictures of Chris" threads. I just don't find anything you've posted stimulating enough.

Cool, I'll give Alan a ring in a while, I'm sure he could be tempted.

What exactly am I guilty of? apart from humouring you and your witless threads. Maybe I brought the others up because I actually know them. Of course I don't expect you to understand, you obviously lack the social skills to operate in the real world. Once you get out there and meet some real friends you might begin to understand. I won't hold my breath though, it's not going to happen anytime soon is it?

If only you knew how wrong you are my dear. The radar can zone away all it wants, it wont find anything. Both myself and Sam are totally different people, as too are Alan and Tom Selleck. To tell you the truth I don't really care if you believe me or not.

Are you behind the bar tonight? I'll grab Alan Partridge and try and persuade him to come for a few brewskies. After all, it is the place where everybody knows your name.

That is the most unbelievable game of Deal or no Deal that I've ever seen. The jammy bastard dealt at the right time.

He's dealt this early? unbelievable!!!!! I hope he had the 100k box, the fool.

I can see the twat walking away with 100k, then again we all know how this game can turn around in the space of one round. We've seen it before and surely we'll see it again.

Do not fret my friend, once Deal or no Deal has finished then the subject of this thread will revert back to Twiglets. If you had Noel Edmonds in Oregon then you'd understand.

I'm not a fan of todays contestant, he's far to cheeky for my tastes. He dared to compare a daytime television luminary such as Noel with golf loving sometimes funnyman Jimmy Tarbuck. He should be kicked out of the game in my opinion.