Majson

Another Revised list with more added, slightly different colour codings, and in a slightly different order... 1. Don't Panic 2. Shiver 3. Spies 4. Sparks 5. Yellow 6. Trouble 7. Parachutes 8. High Speed 9. We Never Change 10. Everything's Not Lost 11. Life Is For Living 12. Politik 13. In My Place 14. God Put A Smile Upon Your Face 15. The Scientist 16. Clocks 17. Daylight 18. Green Eyes 19. Warning Sign 20. A Whisper 21. A Rush Of Blood To The Head 22. Amsterdam 23. Bigger Stronger 24. No More Keeping My Feet On The Ground 25. Such A Rush 26. Brothers And Sisters 27. Easy To Please 28. Only Superstition. 29. For You 30. Careful Where You Stand 31. Help Is Round The Corner 32. See you soon 33. One I Love 34. i bloom blaum 35. 1.36 36. I Ran Away 37. Animals 38. Crest Of Waves 39. Where Is My Boy (faultline EP) 40. Your Love Means Everything Part 2 (faultline EP) 41. What's Goin On (with Bono) 42. A Ghost 43. Gravity 44. Harmless 45. Hunting High And Low 46. Idiot 47. Ladder To The Sun 48. Marianne 49. Moses 50. Murder 51. Poor Me 52. Proof 53. Solid Ground 54. Your World Turned Upside Down 55. Georgia On My Mind 56. Hot In Herre 57. Like I Love You 58. Lips Like Sugar 59. Lost Highway 60. Streets Of Baltimore 61. What The World Needs Now 62. Live Forever 63. Shining Light 64. Songbird 65. Dy-na-mi-tee 66. Stop Me If You Think That You've Heard This One Before 67. All The Things She Said 68. Dutch Song 69. I'm Going Out With A Witch 70. That Don't Impress Me Much 71. Say My Name 72. Here Comes The Sun 73. Sitting On The Dock Of The Bay 74. Barbie Girl 75. You Only Live Twice 76. Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas 77. What a Wonderful World This Colour = Studio songs This Colour = New Songs This Colour= Covers + rare songs

i've got loads of albums on vinyl, admittedly from the early 90's or 80's

double post..doh might as well add that What the world needs now is a cover song

yellow is not convenient...it's damned hard to see, so the tie in with the name of a song is there, but i had to highlight the list to see em, which kinda took the rest of the coding out of play.... green isnt that nice either

anyone

These are pretty much my all time fave quotes from all films....a long post though Ace Venture "Aguado: Homicide, Ventura, now how ya gonna solve that one? Ace Ventura: Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's DICK and become insanely jealous. Then I'd lose 40 pounds... PORKIN' his wife! " "Lois Einhorn: Listen, pet dick. How would you like me to make your life a living hell? Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then." Airplane "Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it? Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. " "Hanging Lady: Nervous? Ted Striker: Yes. Hanging Lady: First time? Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times." "Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious. Rumack: Yes I am serious...and don't call me Shirley." American Beauty "My job requires mostly masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that less closely resembles Hell. You have absolutely no interest in saving yourself, do you?" "Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one --- the day you die." Back to The future "Great Scott" "Marty McFly: Wait a minute, Doc, are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me? Dr. Emmett Brown: Precisely. Marty McFly: Whoa, this is heavy. Dr. Emmett Brown: There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?£ "Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads." Good Morning Vietnam "The Mississippi River broke through a protective dike today. What is a protective dike? Is it a large woman that says "Don't go near there! Don't go down by the river!" ...No, we can't say "dyke" on the air, we can't even say "lesbian" anymore, it's "women in comfortable shoes." "You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history." Good Will Hunting "So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientations, the whole works, right? But I'll bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling; seen that. If I ask you about women, you'd probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. You're a tough kid. And I'd ask you about war, you'd probably throw Shakespeare at me, right, "once more unto the breach dear friends." But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap, watch him gasp his last breath looking to you for help. I'd ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel, to have that love for her, be there forever, through anything, through cancer. And you wouldn't know about sleeping sitting up in the hospital room for two months, holding her hand, because the doctors could see in your eyes, that the terms "visiting hours" don't apply to you. You don't know about real loss, 'cause it only occurs when you've loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much. And look at you... I don't see an intelligent, confident man... I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. But you're a genius Will. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine, and you ripped my fucking life apart." (love this one..amazing how he delivers it) "You're not perfect sport, and let me save you the suspense, this girl you've met she's not perfect either. But the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other." Gladiator "Juba: Can they hear you? Maximus: Who? Juba: Your family. In the afterlife. Maximus: Oh yes. Juba: What do you say to them? Maximus: To my son -- I tell him I will see him again soon. To keep his heels down while riding his horse. To my wife... that is not your business." "You wrote to me once, listing the four chief virtues. Wisdom, Justice, Fortitude and Temperance. As I read the list I knew I had none of them." "Commodus: The general who became a slave. The slave who became a gladiator. The gladiator who defied an emperor. Striking story! But now, the people want to know how the story ends. Only a famous death will do. And what could be more glorious than to challenge the Emperor himself in the great arena? Maximus: You would fight me? Commodus: Why not? Do you think I am afraid? Maximus: I think you've been afraid all your life." "Maximus: I knew a man once who said, "Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back." Commodus: I wonder, did your friend smile at his own death? Maximus: You must know. He was your father. Commodus: You loved my father, I know. But so did I. That makes us brothers, doesn't it? Smile for me now, brother." "What we do in life echoes in eternity." "I may die here in this cell or in the arena tomorrow. What possible difference can I make?" "Commodus: [to Maximus] They tell me that your boy squealed like a girl, when they nailed him to the cross. And that your wife moaned like a whore, when they ravished her. Again. And again. [whispers] Commodus: And again. " Goodfella "But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?" Goldeneye "I might as well ask if all those vodka martinis silence the screams of all the men you've killed... or if you've found forgiveness in the arms of all those willing women, for the dead ones you failed to protect?" "Unlike the Americans, we prefer not to get our bad news from CNN." K-PAX "Let me tell you something, Mark. You humans, most of you, subscribe to this policy of an eye for an eye, a life for a life, which is known throughout the universe for its... stupidity. Even your Buddha and your Christ had different ideas, but nobody seemed to want to listen to them. Not even the Buddhists or the Christians." "I wanna tell you something Mark, something you do not yet know, that we K-PAXians have been around long enough to have discovered. The universe will expand, then it will collapse back on itself, then will expand again. It will repeat this process forever. What you don't you know is that when the universe expands again, everything will be as it is now. Whatever mistakes you make this time around, you will live through on your next pass. Every mistake you make, you will live through again, & again, forever. So my advice to you is to get it right this time around. Because this time is all you have." I'm going to stop there actually :lol:

:lol: of course i'm joking in all seriousness i'm bi because i fall for people personalities over anything else, so if i like them as a person, their looks matter not to me. that's why i hate the stereotyped "oh he's fit..lets shag him" that gay people have.. and meh

well fuck a duck...what's this all about? this a hooker thread? if so i have £60..that's like 3 right? i'm gonna be fucked ;)

officially bummed eh....i hope it was well lubricated... oh no wait..ooo yes...

paverotti?

i had a ghetto blaster once

i wanna fuck everyone...tis why i'm bi

aaaaw why thank you

you're getting those here files now...:)

lmao...say my father ted avatar....yeeeeeeeeha i love the father ted theme tune also..by the divine comedy

water usually floats my boat

yeah i had knightmares after it..lol but i am going to watch it this friday...i just have to

i like radiohead...but...i like exit music for a film more than any other radiohead song... i'm just not fond of the new album.... meh

actually the christian bible says nothing of the sort, we've had this discussion in so many RE classes over the years, besides which is biologoical, there's nothing that can be done about it... and...jesus surrounded himself with men only, and they spent vast amounts of time together..i reckon they all had jerk off compitions around camp fires and you know..did things together :lol:

i'm biseuxal..but i'm that rude to guys and girls, though i say it in a way that it's obvious i'm joking... although camp gay guys do piss me off, and the reuptation they give people like me is one i hate....

that didnt taste so bad

that gary glitter too Vic?

majson is a guy...

yes...a DIABOLICAL and NAUGHTY RUDE one

good job cos we havent really been on much at the same time :lol: