chuck kottke

Back before she was Marilyn - Norma Jean Baker I think was her name -- perhaps, but was she unstable before stardom??:confused: Alright, how about Natalia?;)

I would have gladly married Norma Gene Baker!:) (Marilyn back before she became Marilyn) Alright, how about Daisy Duke in 78'?

Nyet! A frog.

But if you want alternative music, that's where you'll find it!:laugh3:

Hey Kels, how about some Michigan Apples??;)

We have a pool table in here?!! :stunned::) *surprised, incredulous look!*

Do we get Pistachio nuts too??:) They seem to appear around Christmas time, along with the nogg and glogg.:P (popcorn's free - I'll supply the kernels..)

You are most welcome, your Majesty!:crown:;)

Warnings shmornings! Hmm!!:laugh3: I can't possibly imagine what you're mom was warning you about...:whistle: (and with an avatar like that, who needs walls!)

:rolleyes::wink3: I wasn't going to say anything, but hmm.. Maybe no color change is required!:P;)

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: OOOH YAH, that all looks marvelous!:p:p

Plagiarist sues Guitarist for Coldplay In the Alternate Music Universe, things work differently!:laugh3: Plagiarism is a worthy profession, and a plagiarist can sue those who do not willfully copy the works of others! As a result, alternative universe's Johnny is being sued by a famous old plagiarist, for not copying someone else's work. The courts in the alternative universe naturally find the defendant guilty until proven innocent beyond a reasonable shadow of a doubt. The jury is in session; the (dis)honorable Boss Tweed presiding. :P

Hey, I just remembered - Pina Coladas! We've got to serve Pina Coladas!! In the true spirit(s) of Christmas, a round of Pina Coladas!;)

(psst - But you gotta please the ladies!;);) They like those fruity drink things with the little umbrellas!:wink3:) Actually, I highly recommend the lime tree, or the lemon. They behave well indoors, and come in handy with any drink - even lemonade!:)

Young enough to be my daughter! She's cute certainly! OK, how about Shaina Twain?;)

OOh, I don't know evanna lynch. I know Leanna Lynch..:p OK how about Wonder Woman?:P

Chico State! YAY!

For only $7.99 plus shipping and handling, you can get one of those indoor Banana plants! (we had the Lime tree - and it did make a lime once!).;) Take a trip to Wisconsin, if you want to see snow! Holy cats, have we been getting the snow this year - but you're right - it does give everything that "white Christmas" look..:cool:

Are these Australian Dollars or US Dollars?:rolleyes: I think it only fair that we serve strawberry (swing) Daiquiris as well (with the little umbrellas, of course!)..:laugh3:

Zone 11 Yea, what's gotten into me? Well, isn't one of Southern California's University's mascots the Banana Slug? I dunno? Tropical+Funny+Southern Cal+Frreezing TTemps.. = need to cover plants. Banana plants, of course.:cool: OMG - that's Zone 10 or 11! That's not supposed to get colder than 30 at the minimum, or 40 depending. Hey, that's neat! Whee - Maya gets to play in the snow!!;)

Snow in Chico?:o WOWO!;):cool: Will you cover your banana plants?:P

:rolleyes::laugh3: On one condition - I'd have to be 17 or 18 years old again..:P Alright then - Marie Osmond in 1976.

Yikes!:shocked2: Janis Joplin in 1968.:P

Peace on Earth, if only for a day.

Isn't Australia diverse enough to have rain in parts and heat in the outback?:confused: Well, like anywhere, I know everyone hugs the coasts, but where is Sean from? Aha! Now I see!