The script of episode one:(something I thought of now)
The main caracaters Coldplay(including the manager and miller),the girl friends of the band members,the bands "children"
We start ower first episode by presenting the inside story of how chris martin became famous, told by "him",we look throug his house, to see on the wall the golden disk(CD) of them all x&y, but before that they present "the parachutes"
The next scene sows us, how on ordinary day at the familly table/chiken works,the wife of chris and chris talking to theyre children,and to themselvs.
Chris to moses: moses please can you really say dady?
moses: "sigh"
gwenith/the wife of chris I think: He's only 13 month's old how do you expect of him to speek?
chris: My father told me that I could say:"daddy" and "mamy" after 3 months I was borned. :)
-------------------------(after eating and drinking coffe or what do you do at morning)
Chris:Sorry if I leave the table, i need to go chit chat whith my fans, on the laptop...
gwenith: ok ok but don't stay long there.
-----------(going to the laptop)
chris monolog(speaking to himself):
Why is my windows so slow? damm windows 98'!(sorry I couldn't stand putting this in :) )
hmm so I think I will connect to coldplaying.com, so what fake nick I should use this month?I know I'll talk whith the martins 06 nick. (A name i thought about now)
a random topic on the coldplay forums:
"why do they dress the same?"
"him"- I know like I think they would like to copy "the beatles", they used the same clothing.
After 10 mintes the the mobile phone of chris rings of course whith the "talk" ringtone on it
chris- hello
will- hello chris I'm will, want to come to the coldplay headquarters?
chris- I think I'm kinda busy, but I think i could make some time, for this squeduel(I don't how to spell it)
will- Chris are you getting the "big band" illness?(you think that you need to have a squeduel,like for concerts or for going to the gym and stuff)(ussualy buisness man have squduels for meetings)
chris: just kinding whith ya' I'm comming right now...
will- all the rest of the band is waiting
chris going to the door
"the wife of chris"-We're do you think you're going "young man" ?
chris:going to see the band and sing, and stuff like that.
"she"- no youre not, you have to clean the dishes first...
chris- damm! I knew I should have hired a made...
chris despreratly tryng to open the super magnum loks of the doors
and "she" is comming in slow notion, and chris exites the house before he would had been cought be his wife.
chris: wow, that wans a close one,I think she whatches too much that "desperate housewives sitcome".
Chris gets in his supper "porche" and getts sthreight to the headquarthers of coldplay.
after he gets "there" in the studios he speaks whith the band...
chris: have you missed me?
the rest of the band: no chris!
ok I think we should try working on that new album, I think you should call it "desperate"
manager speaking to chris
manager: I've heard rumours that a guy of the coldplay staff is selling information to the fans.Like they fans made a new unofficial album "castles"
should we spy all the staff memebers?
chris: you shouldn't cas theyre big fans and they deserve to hear unofficial stuff of us,and we have billions of pounds, so there's not going to be any procecution.
END OF PART ONE! to be continued worktime 1 hour.
credits: the story was made by dawin45
this is a parody sittcome,and should not be taken serriously, were sorry if any of ower names are the same as the real one.
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