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and today 3 bombs exploded in Athens :confused:

:wink3: Raining here atm :( Hey wait a minute, youre in manchester and its not raining? WTF?!?!?

Leeds scum, deserved it...much rejoicing.../cheer Now if only the same could happen to Man Utd :)

i can't spell diarea :) see

*grabs Tom and dances with him* RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Tampa will be tough, but RAHHHHH none the less

yeah that was gonna be my question...also heard last night they are so far behind schedule that they may not put a roof on the track...and people are complaining about that, cos it's not gonna be nice sitting outside in 100F + weather all day...people will get serious sunburn.

feeling ill :( i think i got food poisoning...had the shits most of the night :(

ok but we arent in the same room :P

who's that to? Hi back from me if it's aimed at me :D

w00t :D *hug*

You logged on MSN last night and said you'd be back, but you never came back, and i had to watch the Flyers win alone :( Oh btw fixed PC, found a downloadable program that fixes registry errors..and now my PC works HOORAY, no reformat.

Doubleyou Tee Eff mate? :P

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Who shot JR? mwhahaha

Who is mr april?

Cos it's dry, satirical and very observational :)

Paper for a dress, can do Cold it is for me for you ooo look a Hai-ku

:huh: :o

Glad you enjoyed :)

hahah well you'll have to talk to Jessy :)

BEDEVERE: Sir! I have a plan, sir. [later] [wind] [saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw] [clunk] [bang] [rewr!] [squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak] [rrrr rrrr rrrr] [drilllll] [sawwwww] [clunk] [crash] [clang] [squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak...] [creak] FRENCH GUARDS: [whispering] C'est un lapin, lapin de bois. Quoi? Un cadeau. What? A present. Oh, un cadeau. Oui, oui. Hurry. What? Let's go. Oh. On y va. Bon magne. Over here... [squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak...] [clllank] ARTHUR: What happens now? BEDEVERE: Well, now, uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, uh, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French, uh, by surprise. Not only by surprise, but totally unarmed! ARTHUR: Who leaps out? BEDEVERE: U-- u-- uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, uh, leap out of the rabbit, uh, and uh... ARTHUR: Ohh. BEDEVERE: Oh. Um, l-- look, i-- i-- if we built this large wooden badger-- [clank] [twong] ARTHUR: Run away! KNIGHTS: Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! [CRASH] FRENCH GUARDS: Oh, haw haw haw haw! Haw! Haw haw heh...

FRENCH GUARD: Allo! Who is eet? ARTHUR: It is King Arthur, and these are my Knights of the Round Table. Whose castle is this? FRENCH GUARD: This is the castle of my master, Guy de Loimbard. ARTHUR: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail. FRENCH GUARD: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see. ARTHUR: What? GALAHAD: He says they've already got one! ARTHUR: Are you sure he's got one? FRENCH GUARD: Oh, yes. It's very nice-a. (I told him we already got one.) FRENCH GUARDS: [chuckling] ARTHUR: Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look? FRENCH GUARD: Of course not! You are English types-a! ARTHUR: Well, what are you, then? FRENCH GUARD: I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king-a?! GALAHAD: What are you doing in England? FRENCH GUARD: Mind your own business! ARTHUR: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force! FRENCH GUARD: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt! GALAHAD: What a strange person. ARTHUR: Now look here, my good man-- FRENCH GUARD: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to? FRENCH GUARD: No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a! [sniff] ARTHUR: Now, this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonable. FRENCH GUARD: (Fetchez la vache.) OTHER FRENCH GUARD: Quoi? FRENCH GUARD: (Fetchez la vache!) [mooo] ARTHUR: If you do not agree to my commands, then I shall-- [twong] [mooooooo] Jesus Christ! KNIGHTS: Christ! [thud] Ah! Ohh! ARTHUR: Right! Charge! KNIGHTS: Charge! [mayhem] FRENCH GUARD: Hey, this one is for your mother! There you go. [mayhem] FRENCH GUARD: And this one's for your dad! ARTHUR: Run away! KNIGHTS: Run away! FRENCH GUARD: Thppppt! FRENCH GUARDS: [taunting] LAUNCELOT: Fiends! I'll tear them apart! ARTHUR: No, no. No, no.

Allo ooo eeez eeet???

Well see for me, ex was my 1st proper girlfriend...we broke up, it was hard..we talked for like 2 months, but I didnt deal with the fact it was over very well, kept hoping we'd get back together...then we had a HUGE arguement, then I never spoke to her for 6 months, then one day out of the blue she contacted me...we got talking...and I realised the feelings I had were gone, I was over it..the 6 months gave me closure...since then, I'll talk to her maybe once every few weeks, and thats it...anyway happy with Jessy now, so none of it matters

isnt it a Cock? Quite apt for the French I thought :) :P

Right, but are we clothed or nekkid?