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/drools over Jewel

Maybe she was conceived in New York ( The Big Apple) lol

Chocolate orange is gorgeous...but eat chocolate then drink orange juice and it tastes disgusting...go figure lol

Didn't sammie post this a few weeks ago?

bah not found them yet *goes to look*

Maltesers mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

yes, cos i want someone to carry my genes, bearing children is the only thing you will leave this world when you're dead...which is why it's always sad when a parent outlives the child...the hope of the future is gone.

ROFLMAO :lol:

lol mad german :P

:o weeeeeeeeeeeeee, my gf is cute :D

lol good point :) woo post 2500 :)

lol all those sound like hayfever symptoms I get them too, itchy runny eyes...runny nose...back of the throat itches...inner ear itches...it's all to do with the Eutachian tube that runs from the ears to the nasal area to regulate pressure...im guessing pollen gets in or near there causing irritation...

Was a good film, a bit too 1950 B horror movie-esque at the start tho lol..."live, live, HE'S ALIVE!!!!, ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hicksy didn't like Drac, and I wasn't all that convinced either...tho if he was aiming to be a 1950's evil vampire genius, he did ok :)

German is a very logical language...i say this to Jessy all the time...I ask what they call something, she tells me, and i ask what it literally translate to, then I laugh.. best example I can think of right now is sleet...in english sleet is watery snow...in German (excuse spelling) it's Schneeregnet, which quite literally means snowrain :lol:

big nasty sea monsters with many tentacles :)

fell asleep with it at 4-0 :( woke up to see it was 6-2 :D wooooooooooooooooo, needed that since Tampa have home ice advantage in the series.

gratz Tom you win :)

I'll post the solution if no-one gets it, some time tonight, if i remember :)

Reminds me of the story of the arab man who died leaving his camels to be divided up between his 3 sons. The youngest son was to get 1/9th of total, middle son 1/3rd and eldest son 1/2...unfortunately there were 17 camels, so they couldn't find a way to do it, and killing the camels wasn't allowed. The next day a family friend came on his camel to pay his last respects...seeing the sons plight, he offered them a solution...what was it? :)

1328 and lunch is ending soon and i wanna go home

yay LIV-ER-POOL, unless you support Everton or Tranmere, then BOO to you!

I'm Andrew, i'm 26, I live in England, I date Jewel (the one a few posts up) and I'm an Everquest addict... wow that felt good.

Found some more :) Men's rules for women: 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitching about you leaving it down. 1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. 1. Saturday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work!! Strong hints do not work!! Obvious hints do not work!! Just say it!! 1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand. 1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out o f thirty, would look good with your dress? 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Check your oil!! Please!! 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commerc ials. 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. No NO you really do have too many shoes. 1. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the qu iz together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz. 1. BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you. 1. I'm in shape. ROUND is a shape. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that. It's like camping.

happy birthday Sammie

in UK we say, ta mate...americans always found that funny when i said that... uk its mate...ta mate, cheers mate, no probs mate, whats up mate?