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Batman

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  1. I wish you all the best Tash, kick that silly syndrome's ass! :whip:
  2. And that, my dear children, is why you don't throw knives at people. You'll never get rid of these stains! :wacky:
  3. wach the justice league then
  4. Well it's certainly the most psychedelic owl I've ever seen
  5. ^ well at least you tried, so thank you for that :wacky: ANYONE else maybe? Please? D:
  6. As long as I am the boss, sure :batman:
  7. ^ :charming: Should have make it b/w though
  8. Well I wouldn't say that artwork is ugly, it just doesn't fit! It's obviously not an etching, it's looks more like a black linework inverted or something.
  9. Wow that's why all the spambots are trolling this forum, Tash is missing! D: Her update skillz surely will be missed :sad: I'm still up for that moderator job btw :charming: 'Specially during the busy times this forum could require some bat skillz :batman:
  10. seriously? LOL I didn't see that one coming! The art style is quite different.
  11. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SEND A PM
  12. ERMAGERD HE-I mean she- IS SO PREDDUH
  13. :lol: That's such a lady thing to say! :laugh3:
  14. In other words, you could just cheat your way through life :charming:
  15. What I would like to know if you can take people with you. Like, if you touch somebody and then teleport, does this person also get teleported? OMG you could totally start like your own traveling business and teleport people everywhere in an instant and get loads of cash :wideeyed:
  16. Batman replied to Mojo Pin's topic in The Lounge
    Which songs are about cheating? :surprised:
  17. Okay so I tried all my bat-skillz (ALL OF THEM) on trying to find out who made the first song in this video: [video=youtube;jZFuBQ99MLE] The one that starts right away. The video's description doesn't tell me anything about the composer, nor is there anything written at the end of that vid. And neither the official website of that animal rescue thingy has that video uploaded anywhere else (at least I haven't found it yet) with any info. NARGH. I really like this atmospheric song and I would like it even more listening to it without having that dude talking over it the entire time. SO, does anybody of you have any idea how this piece of music is called? To me it sounds like one of these free tracks that you can get on various music-sites since it doesn't have any lyrics. But I'm not sure... please halp D:
  18. Flight. The other things are practical and also kind of epic, but flying is the one thing I would never get tired of. NEVER.
  19. And this gifset: When I first saw it I instantly thought "Wow, that's totally how a Coldplay concert looks like in RL!" What it feels like to be at Coldplay concert And then I saw the caption beneath :lol:
  20. tumblr :lol:: when I hear a Coldplay song in a store at first i’m like: and then I’m like: http://comeonlovestaywithme.tumblr.com/post/80481124259/when-i-hear-a-coldplay-song-in-a-store-at-first
  21. [h=1]How the Logic of “Friendzoning” Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:[/h] [h=5]This is BRILLIANT! From my friend Koren Soper…[/h] [h=5]*Man walks into a store and finds employee* MAN: Alright, I’ve had enough. Why haven’t you guys hired me?! EMPLOYEE: Uh…well sir, when did you put in your application? MAN: I never filled out an application. EMPLOYEE: Well sir, we can’t consider you for employment if you’ve never filled out an application. MAN: No, that’s bullshit, because I’ve been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add! EMPLOYEE: Well, but that doesn’t- MAN: And I even told you that I didn’t have a job! EMPLOYEE: But sir, that doesn’t indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you’ve never filled out an application, we can’t consider you. Besides, we’re not hiring. MAN: Bullshit. You do all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won’t consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you’ve been looking for workers to fill positions? That’s insane! EMPLOYEE: Sir, we’ve been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience? MAN: Well no, but what does that matter? EMPLOYEE: …Well sir, that’s what we’re looking for. You won’t be suitable for the position without management experience. MAN: Oh that’s such a load of crap. You know, you’ll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don’t lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I’m willing to work here, that’s all that should matter to you EMPLOYEE: That…doesn’t make any sense. MAN: NO! I’m done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy. EMPLOYEE: … MAN: … EMPLOYEE: … MAN: Fuck you, slut.[/h]
  22. [video=youtube;cFXQYMRQbvI]
  23. ^ they're all fake. Just look at the art style, it's completely different!
  24. Thank you so much for the video, it's lovely :wacky: Also interesting to see how differently Chris acts when he's singing somebody else's song. No weird antics, no giggling, just concentrating on the song and pouring his soul into that mic lol

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