Batman

:nod::nod: I wonder what people are looking for anyway besides pictures of Chris in here lmao

im actually afraid to click this wait no I'm Batman tHE VIDEO SHOULD BE AFRAID

probably the most expensive one :wacko:

tHIS SMELLS LIKE SOMETHING FROM THE 07'S

The bottom left figure is, i-is that you? :surprised:

tired! And you?

Well thanks dear :dazzled: Sure I can! Any suggestions/Ideas? Love to hear it from you guys!

If you feel comfortable judging the entire Coldplaying community by seeing posts about certain body parts posted by 5 members in one thread, go ahead and do that. But if people wanna talk about dicks, let them. They've been doing that since this forum has been up. Of course it's condemnable, of course no one would ever go to Chris in real life and tell him "dude I like ur dick", and it's obviously disrespectful to talk about it. But man, just like, chill. It's stupid, but nobody is getting insulted, it's just a very primitive form of approval. shitshitshit now I really wanna check and see :worried: *googles*

*rushes in with pens and brushes stuck in hair while other art supplies are flying around in the air* sHIT I'M LATE *slams art on table* alright here ya go, it's A HOPEFUL TRANSMISSION. I hope y'all like it :wacko:

Some chill masterpiece: [MEDIA=soundcloud] [/MEDIA] Mobile Link: https://soundcloud.com/sstay/ghosting

this thread is named Post pictures of the gorgeous Chris, the 8th post back from 2002 of this thread states the following: this thread's fundament is made of Chris Martin's body appreciation. You can't just go in here and point your evil morally correct finger at us and say how awful we are. It's as if you're going on a pornsite and tell people they're horrible for looking at dicks :sad: I understand your issue though, of course it's super awkward looking at people that way as if they were a fine piece of meat, but hell, it's human nature to appreciate beautiful things, especially if you find like minded people that share you're opinion. And trust me, Apple and Moses certainly know about the things that come with being children of celebrities. They know what the internet is and they know how creepy people can be (let me just say how eternally greatful I am that there is no rule 34 Coldplay out there yet).

lmao you could even wear a bra and people would give you a thumbs up.

:charming:

I believe they have better things to do than browse in this forum. They probably checked it out once like 10 years ago and then never again.

Priorities man :laugh3:

I AGREE SO HARD btw Parachutes is the perfect album for appreciating crappy weather, especially we never change.

We had a in-depth discussion about this topic once in the Chris/Jonny thread, and came to the conclusion that we all hoped they'd never EVER see that thread :laugh3:

Well considering having a above-the-average dong size generally counts as a compliment for human males, I don't think it's that bad.

I will do so tomorrow, Bat-promise. Personal life got in the way, but not anymore!

^ damn, that's a lot of dicks °__°

that Coldplay shirt looks really nice :surprised: Is it a knockoff or an original one?

Oh gosh yes!! I really dislike them!