Batman

oh man she's way too small to have any effect on Chris's back LOL

:cheesy:

ma pleasure ~

and some crack video of my favourite tv show that just made me literally cry of laughter and bite my hand to stiffle my undignified giggling.

?? :cheesy:

It's 4AM, I'm posting LOLdplays. This is my life, these are my choices :nod: Chris: "Hey Guy, look at this funny hat!" :cheesy: Guy: "Fuck you" Chris: "Alright I just wanted to figure out which house you belong to" :sad2: Chris: "So, hat? Whaddaya say? Hufflepuff, nO, Gryffindor!!" :dance: Hat: "Slytherin lmao" Chris: "bITCH WAT!? HELL NAW" Chris: "wOHOO THE PANTIES HUNT WAS A SUCCESS WOOOOO" Chris: "thEY JUST KEEP FLYING IN HhaHAHA I'M THE PANTY PIMP!" Chris: "Hey Jonny check out all of dem panties" Jonny: "They're all granny sized Chris" Chris: "I like my women experienced Jon-Pon" :wiseguy: Jonny: "WHY" :freak: Chris: "wHEW I'm gonna take a nap now, bye guys!" Will: "Uhm" Guy: "I hope that box will fucking electrocute ur ass" Jonny: "LOLOLOLOL-" Jonny: "-LOLOLOL" Chris: "Okay nap done, hELLO WORLD I LOVE EVERYTHING" :cheesy: Lady: "so... fUCIGKN! PRECUIOS!!!!" Chris: "Jon come here I luv you so much yes" Jonny: "You smell like onions and gay, please step back" :confused:

^ nowadays he prefers to rush through the songs, or so it seems.

Adorable fluffy man muffin :wacky:

Thank you both hahah! I knew it!! He was thanking God for Guy, when he looked upwards spreading his arms and all, because he's ALWAYS mentioning his handsomeness. Poor Guy, he must be so fed up by now :lol: I hope Chris will say a few words in German, too, when he comes here next month :wacky:

Someone care to translate? I'm laughing my butt off because he's talking so passionately but it sounds so messed up (even though I don't even speak the language) :laugh3: *edit: What the hell did he say about Jonny? People are flipping out over it. Is iT SOMETHING #YESHOMO ?

spring-cleaning!

he just LOL's his way through the performance

That makes me laugh every time. God, what a useless situation that must have been for eveyone lmao. "I'm in the band bro" "Yeah, right. And I'm the singer!" "No man, listen" "No you listen, you go back where you came from" "The tourbus? Or the backstage area where the rest of my band hang out??" "Listen here u lil shit" "Listen to my epic guitar skills u sorry excuse of a security person" and then Chris flies in and saves the day~

And here's some nice fat bass for you pervs: It has Hammock in it. HAMMOCK. No way I couldn't post it lmao:

I like her voice a lot: [MEDIA=soundcloud] [/MEDIA] Mobile Link: https://soundcloud.com/augustsoren/daughter-love-august-soren-remix This one reminds me of Jon Hopkin's "Monsters" soundtrack. Ambient with your extra portions of epicness:

Soundtrack-y kinda song which sounds like a nice rip-off of the Avatar movie theme, but better :awesome: Y'all know probably know this anyway, but I will post it anyway:

Something upbeat for a change: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnOpqfD2kfk Mobile Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnOpqfD2kfk And back to chill:

Lol it was 2°C outside this night, I think summer's still on vacation.

my my, what a delightful experience your dreams are! :freak: Reminds me of that one dream I had where I was being eaten alive from my legs upwards by a zombie. That was rather unpleasant. Because somehow my brain decides my dreams are logical enough to induce realistic measured pain levels. Seeing you all also kinda die a lot in your dreams (seriously what's up with ourselves dying in our dreams all the freakin time) what was your most spectacular way to go? I had to get sucked into a black hole in space once and was torn into ribbons to save earth, now that was a fun ride! I even saw my severed foot flying past my face, what an adventure! :dead:

Hahah well, you get used to it if you have dreams like that every night. Yes, I'm serious. My head is very visual and my dreams are like this 90% of the time :dead: LMAO I'm not a good writer :sweatdrop: I should maybe produce mini comics or something based on my dreams, they're hilarious sometimes. Yeah right? But no, he was just being a dICK AND LEFT ME THERE TO ROT. That's true, at least I wasn't there to witness my own demise, that's a plus! I'll consider that next time I meet a vampire :nod: I wish we could switch our dream-brains for a week. I'd be nice dreaming about nothing for a change. But be aware, you might end up in a anti-gravity forest or be surrounded by robot-snowboarders on upside-down mountains. My dreamland has funny environments! :dizzy:

I doN'T DESERVE YOU

I appreciate your courage :charming: Alright so I dreamed I was in some kind of abandoned coldmine where apparently a handful of miners were left behind and died. or SO I THOUGHT. So I stood there in the middle of the mine when suddenly there were skinny ass bald pale human beings crawling among my feet, grabbing for my legs and demanding food and water from me. And I was more or less frozen in place because these things looked creepy as hell (white eyes, black gums, rotting teeth, yellow fingernails and all that jazz) when sUDDENLY Will Champion appeared at my side, smiling and just greeting me with a friendly "Hello!". He then continued stepping over the crawling humans to check out the cave as if it was the most normal thing to do. After a while he came back while I was still trying not to get eaten alive, and told me, very gravely: "This is indeed a vampire cave." to which I replied: "Okay?" "Yes. Because of the bones scattered around, look" "Well yeah, but, aren't these just the bones of the miners that starved and died in here?" "Yes" "... huh!?" "Vampires." he then proceeded to nod very sternly and looked rather pleased with himself. He folded his arms and just stood there, doing nothing... After a while I just kicked one of the humans into the face because they wouldn't let go of my legs, and walked around the cave for myself. There were corpses scattered all around and it was generally very disgusting. I came back to stand in front of Will and asked him if he had any idea how we could leave this place. He: "Yes. We have to find the vampire" Me: "But this is it. The cave is only this room and we're surrouned by corpses and these ... things on the ground. It doesn't look like the vampire is here with us!" He: "Yes, seems like he's not here" Me: "..sO? What do we do now? I don't wanna end up like these things!" He: "Me neither" Me: "..." He: "..." Me: " !!!! DO SOMETHING DAMMIT" He: "Like what" Me: "Dude you just like, appeared in here, can't you teleport out again?" He: "Actually, yes I can, bye!" and he just zapped away tHAT ASS. He didn't even take me with him. Yeah and then I just accepted my fate and continued searching the walls for any kind of escaping route but I knew I was trapped in there :wacko: After that I woke up lol

LOL well, it's definately on the NSFW +18 side, but only because of the gore-ish tones. STILL WANNA KNOW ABOUT IT

Today I dreamed something involving the Coldplay folks and it wasn't kinky for a change :thinking: :wacko: