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Batman

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  1. Batman replied to amsterdam's topic in Coldplay
    Chris: "Wha- I can't see shit! Jonny, what does that sign say?" Jonny: "Alright yeah hold on, uhh 'If you can read this-' " Chris: "yeah??" Jonny: " '-ur gay' " Chris: "GODDAMMIT"
  2. I agre- is that statement based on my post about ... aBOUT PERIOD CRAMPS ?? ur the only one making period cramps something kinky around here ... ... thanks, I guess!?
  3. Hmmm I think it's the genetics? My mother didn't have period pains, and neither did my grandmother. And the both eat meat several times a week. I just read my previous post and I realise I've written it like I actually do get pains but not today. I mean I never get them. Today I just thought about it because of my period LOL. Sorry for the confuse~ Some people just don't get period cramps at all I suppose. But I guess you could lower the pain by eating things from the website you mentioned?
  4. I actually did have a positive effect on someone on here? I totally forgot, HAHA =D Totally gonna re-read this. And to come back to the topic: Today I'm grateful that my body likes me enough to spare me period cramps. And that a lot of people hate me for that euheeheuheuh. YAY, NO PAIN!
  5. For a moment I was like " 70° whAT THE FU- oh it's Fahrenheit"
  6. Batman replied to AMDB9's topic in Everglow
    Wow that video is underwhelming... I'm surprised they made it b/w. The stained glasses windows created such a nice light.
  7. HAH you're probably right. But I think I'm pretty much oversaturated with anything grumpy cat related by now. I'll just stick to the edgy miserable memes the internet provides on a daily basis <3 Come to Germany, you won't have to pay a single cent to university =D
  8. Happiness jar! =D This is how mine looks like:
  9. Damn that must suck with the pain, I hope for you they'll be over soon. I love the forecast for the next few days, rain, storm, cloudy and miserable? Gets all of my creative juices flowing! =D
  10. you've been here for 11 years how do you even cope with that '____'
  11. @Coeurli where you at!
  12. You're just at the dinner party for the dessert anyway if ya know what I mean
  13. Can I invite myself when I was young? Because that version of me is .. kinda dead by now? :|
  14. All I can think of when Chris is doing this, is this:
  15. I wanna poke Jonny's cheek and call him "JonJon"
  16. Batman replied to amsterdam's topic in Coldplay
    For a second there I thought Chris was gonna rub one out on Jonny's leg a BIT
  17. Chris uses this technique on the most unfitting words, such as "Para para" "wa wa wa" "hyp" that's what's bothering me. Not to mention this song would totally work without that splitting up of the word. Also I'm not saying the lyrics are bad. I like what he's trying to convey. But the words are not very artfullly chosen or lyrically in-depth. And I know Chris can word nicely! I think "Only Superstition" is a good example, or "Highspeed". Or basically most of the early songs.
  18. Yeah I try but my brain always zooms right in when Chris says "I'M HYP". Kinda hart to tune that lyrical gold out LOL
  19. *has listened to the song a lot of times by now* Okay I still cringe at the lyrics. Anyone else with me? Am I the only asshole around here? =D
  20. Coldplay totally following that A E S T H E T I C S vibe LOL
  21. can't wait to listen to that one lol
  22. Same, reminds me of these cheesy 80s songs (or was it the 90s?). I like the last third of the song. What is it with Coldplay's recent songs and them only getting good at their last thirds!? Before that the song just idles and doesn't really pick up. Also, the lyrics are bordering on cringeness quite often, I mean: "I'm hyp" COME ON Anyways, I get what Chris is trying to sing about, I mean, hell he can sing about whatever he freaking likes. But, maybe, he should uhm, try to broaden his lyrical repertoire a little. The lyrics sound very wooden and jolty at times. Nonetheless! The melody is great, very dramatic. The instrumental gets good later into the song. I can enjoy it when I'm not listening to the lyrics too closely... so not too bad I guess lol.

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