Essexbird

nothing on top? :o

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ego

of course!!! :D :P :kiss:

The Usual Suspects - superb! :cool: Recently saw Minority Report and loved that too Thought I'd seen the Dutch version of The Vanishing, but as I can't recall the ending, think perhaps not... :confused: *tries to think of some more* The last few lines of Stand by Me - something along the lines of "I never had any friends later on in life like the ones I had when I was 12 - Jeez, does anyone?" always moves me, as did the ending of Schindler's List (at the grave) Everyone remembers the ending of Carrie (with the hand and the flowers) .......I'll be back with others!

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WOW!!! Thanx Chris! :cool: :kiss: I'm not the world's greatest Radiohead fan (sowy!) but do love High and Dry and your mix has just blown me away!!! Well done!

......make a fortune by selling it to the Star 'cos they'll print anything! ;) :D :lol:

Salt n vinegar? ;)

Feefs - :o :o :o I could not have done that - I'd have been too scared, rocking in the corner like psychedelic clocks! I'm with y'all on the clown thing though - round 'em up, put 'em in a field and bomb the b*****ds!!!!! :angry: :angry:

I'm in love with a married man

Doh!!! How thick am I to have forgotten that! :lol:

Talent at being trashy! :lol: Neil Finn....

Don't like full beards - too many things can lurk in there! :stunned: A little stubble is ok (and can be quite sexy) but not when it's brand new - too itchy! :wink3: - or when it looks like bum fluff :stunned: Clean shaved is fine (as long as there are no bits of tissue paper stuck to the face due to careless shaving! :lol: )

Hipster jeans (to accommodate ever-expanding baby bump) and chocolate brown embroidered top - set off with fluffy Bagpuss slippers! LOL! :D

Hmmm.....what to do, what to do.......*goes off to make plans for last 9 years left on earth, if I even get that far!*

Thanx!!! :D :D :cool:

Signing off now for a while, so enjoy! No offence intended................. GOING FOR A McShit Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a Mcshit with Lies. AEROPLANE BLONDE One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'. AUSSIE KISS Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under. BEER COAT The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning. BEER COMPASS The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too pi$$ed to remember where you live, how you got there, and where you've come from. BOBFOC Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch. BREAKING THE SEAL Your first pi$$ in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night. BRITNEY SPEARS Modern Slang for 'beers', e. g. "Couple of Britneys please, Doreen". BRUCE LEE Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip). DRINK-LINK A modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because it is common to visit one before going out on the booze. SSSSSSSSSSHHHH1111111111111TTTTTTTTTTTTT The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a speed. GREYHOUND A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare. JOHNNY-NO-STARS A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training. MILLENNIUM DOMES The contents of a Wonderbra, i. e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually f**k-all in there worth seeing. MONKEY BATH A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!". MYSTERY BUS The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in. MYSTERY TAXI The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead. NELSON MANDELA Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager). PEARL HARBOUR Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl Harbour out there (there's a nasty nip in the air) PICASSO AR$E A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got four buttocks. SALAD DODGER An excellent phrase for an overweight person. SWAMP-DONKEY A deeply unattractive woman. TART FUEL Bottled Alcopops, e.g. Hooch, regularly consumed by young women. TITANIC A lady who goes down first time out. WALLACE AND GROMIT Rhyming Slang for 'vomit'. WYNONA RYDER Rhyming Slang for 'cider'. e. g. "Pint of Wynona, half a Nelson and a bottle of tart fuel please Doreen" ;)

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cool new avatar feefs! :lol: :cool:

hmmmm.......sounds interesting! :)

:stunned: :lol: :lol: :lol: :cool: moo!

feefs that's just scary! :stunned:

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grin :D