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Why did the blonde put her ipod in the freezer? She wanted to listen to Coldplay.

Your teacher calls you Chris Martin. (It happened to me on Thursday)

Isn't it ironic how a coldplay forum chooses to continue bohemian rhapsody over prospekt's march?

ARRRRRGGGGG!!!! OTUHIRLEUICL!!!!!!!!!!1 UALRCCD,EOULRACCDRLRTEUHLIAGGUIXALAEUIATUAUICGAULICGAD.ULICCGA.UILGAUILGCAULIGCAULIGLUCGIGAURCIA/RURCIDALR.RU/IC COLDPLAY LOST TO SUM41 IN MUSIC MARCH MADNESS!!!!!!! Well now I got all my money on Green Day.

It's song lyrics. I don't want to die on my own here tonight. Here I lie on my own in a separate sky. - Prospekt's March or it could be I don't want to die. Sometimes wish I'd never been born at all!!!!!! - bohemian rhapsody

When you have a question, this is what you think. Yahoo answers: 99-100% chance of getting an answer (just a guess) Oracle: 2-3% of getting an answer (I actually did the math) I think I'll ask the oracle.

Fun fact: If you ask the oracle, you have a 2-3% chance of getting your question answered.

I would say haha, how ironic.

Is this coldplay's version of revolution9?

That's nice to know I won't have to wait until October. Did anyone else think of a Green day song when they saw the title?

Change Susannah to Joe Satriani. Then you have a motive for murder.

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There's a wild wind blowing Down the corner of my street Every night there the headlights are glowing There's a cold war coming On the radio I heard Baby it's a violent world Oh oh love don't let me go Won't you take me where the street lights glow? I can hear it coming I can hear the siren sound Now my feet won't touch the ground Time came a-creeping Oh and time's a loaded gun Every road is a ray of light It goes on Time'll leak and lead you on Still it's such beautiful night Oh oh love don't let me go Won't you take me where the street lights glow? I can hear it coming Like a serenade of sound Now my feet won't touch the ground Gravity release me And don't ever hold me down Now my feet won't touch the groun

When I logged on there were 42 people viewing the coldplay forum.

I thought this only happened in dreams. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-TuXEeedeI]YouTube - The Killers + Coldplay + Bono = All These Things That I've Done[/ame]

The beatles are my second favorite band.

Does anyone else think "Cool coldplay songs" is redundant? It's like saying wet water.

I'm Jealous. Those are my 2 favorite bands.

OOOH! OOOH! OOH! The best part in LIT(ii)

OOOH! OOOH! OOH! The best part in LIT(ii)

I was on a bus and this song played. Everyone on the bus said "What is that other song after love story?" I said "It's viva la vida by Coldplay", but what I thought was "ARE YOU SERIOUS!!! ALL OF YOU DON'T KNOW THIS SONG!! THIS IS MADNESS!!! YOU ALL HAVE NO LIFE!!! YOU BETTER BE ABLE TO RECOGNIZE A COLDPLAY SONG OR I HOPE YOU GET SWALLOWED IN THE SEA!!!!!" [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkQqXO_OFYY]YouTube - Jon Schmidt - Love Story Meets Viva La Vida[/ame]

you can point out all the coldplay references in this picture

I hate the black eyed peas. I don't really hate radiohead, but I think they're overrated.

I'm the hardcore coldplay fan! Oh wait.... we all are.

I was listening to my mp3 player and trying to predict what song would play next. I correctly predicted Violet Hill. It was my first accurate song prediction. The first Coldplay song I ever heard was actually a parody of yellow.