Kiame

lol loser

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You'd be boss

My shift starts in half an hour. Maybe I can get to 1000 posts before then. let's go!

AMERICANS DON'T GET SATIRE LAWL

Most people who are don't know it. The USA has higher rates of people who aren't aware they are overweight when compared to other first world nations. This is mostly due to the lack of nutritional education that is in public schools - at least that is what the UN thinks. The American CDC judge it by BMI, so do most world health groups. http://www.cdc.gov/widgets/#adultBMI Find out!

You just lived up to your name. Your life is now complete.

http://www.aahperd.org/about/announcements/two-thirds-of-americansare-overweight.cfm http://drjengunter.wordpress.com/2012/01/30/more-than-two-thirds-of-americans-are-overweight-the-normalization-of-unhealthy/ http://www.nytimes.com/ref/health/healthguide/esn-obesity-ess.html http://www.cnbc.com/id/36919883 http://articles.latimes.com/2011/mar/07/health/la-he-cancer-obesity-20110307 http://singularityhub.com/2011/07/19/fat-america-keeps-getting-fatter/

But popping tarts is worth burning the calories.

Eid Al Moalim actually takes place between 3rd to the 9th of March. 9-3=6. 6+7=12 12=2012OMFGWUT

Yeh I do. My brother lives in the USA and I have visited him often. :( And no, I wasn't going off stories. I was going off facts. Two thirds of Americans are overweight. Hence why I made the joke. P.S: I told you to chillax because you went mental on the keyboard and did the whole "safaskfjas;flkasj" thing. It was a joke.

Lol he deleted it! Wait, how did he do that?

How dare you Brent. She is shaving her pubes for cancer. There is no time for your stupid jokes!

Is MENSA short for menstruation or menopause or something? edit: Yeh it must be. Good call 66! You got him! Fuckin' Reilly and his bleeding vagina.

Wax, don't shave.

y rnt u on msn b1tch

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Classic first post. Did you join to tell us what the barometer readings are in Romania? If so, you're a legend.

AFGHAAAANISTAN AFGHAAAANISTAN OUR CAMELS FUCK LIKE MULES AFGHAAANISTAN AFGHAANISTAN OUR WOMEN SMELL LIKE D00DZZZZZ Am I going to hell? :disappointed:

Taylor swift is totally hotter than Sherlock. Even Watson is cuter than Sherlock.

I guess because you have interesting weather you are allowed to talk about it so much. Carry on.

Yes, but they got a lot of aid and the true combatants weren't really the Americans. It was a France vs Britain fight with America being the "revolutionists". In a similar way to the Afghan Army are now. The USA are doing most of the fighting for them, but technically the Afghan Army are taking control of their country away from the Mujahideen and the Taliban. Maybe in a few hundred years time we will see Afghans saying: We didn't have the bodies to fight the 2001 Afghan War. But we won it AFGHAAANISTAN AFGHAANISTAN THE HOME OF ALL THINGS GOOOOD AFGHAANISTAN AFGHAAANISTAN OUR BEAUTY WILL LIVE ONNNNNN edit: Lol I'm not taking this personally at all. Why the hell would I be? I was just explaining that my generalisation did make sense. Yours didn't. From a numerical perspective. It would be the equivalent to me saying something like "America has a bad army" because they didn't win one war out of the many they've fought. It doesn't make much sense.

To be fair, you didn't really respond in the approprite fashion. My generalisation makes sense - because more than half the American population is fat. Your generalisation doesn't make as much sense as mine. The French are a bunch of warmongering imperialists and have been for hundreds of years. The only war they surrendered in was World War 2 - and that was because France did not even have the body count to fight it. World War 1 cost France 4.29% of it's total population. A whole generation was lost. For perspective, World War 1 and World War 2 combined only killed 0.45% of the American population. France lost nearly four times that in four years. I can get why half of France decided not to fight. The USA has never faced situations like this on their home soil and have never lost as much numbers - so we are unsure as to whether or not the USA would have chosen to fight under those specific circumstances. So yeah, yours doesn't really work quite as well. A better example would be to call French a nation of arrogant, cigarette smoking, fashion obsessed ******s. That rings far more true that the whole coward shtick. So you see there really is a science behind generalising. You have to get it right.