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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just Juan.

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Why is everyone having such bizarre first posts recently? This guy's first post is copying and pasting a sentence written by Coldplaymom. Some other guy's first post was telling everyone the barometer readings from Romania.

Heaven. I'm in heaven. And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak. And I seem to find the happiness I seek, when Comicforce shows me pics of Chris' arms.

I can understand why people think Hurts Like Heaven, Paradise and co are over produced. But Us Against the World? Really? It's so under produced that Chris' voice cracks and slightly goes off key. It's as organic as Coldplay ever have been.

Has anyone got any pictures that show Chris' arms? (Only recent arms. I don't want pictures of his arms when he was skinny). ...I need them :curtain:

I don't like this obsession with sharks you now have.

You know you have made it in the advertising industry when you find popular songs, change one note, pay some kids to record it and slap it onto an advert.

The nonsense that passes for news these days...

You don't understand the rule of remixes. If someone remixes a song by a band in their own time, then that band must release remixes instead of b-sides on their next single release.

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I think if someone pooled all of your posts on the forum and divided them into posts about food and posts not about food, it would be about even. That's a talent you've got there.

Finally! Wait, how the hell do you have 8,000? You've only been here a few months longer than me. Oh god.

Whilst BMI is not a fool proof system and there are examples where it can be skewed, it is by far and away the most reliable way of discerning whether or not someone is over weight for the sake of scientific data. It's correct nearly all of the time when working with large quantities of people and it is reliable enough to base further testing off of. Whilst it does have errors, those errors aren't common enough to truly throw the results of large scale experiments. And yeah, screw the news. Down with Murdoch!? Amirite?!

It's not bad with a dash of thrush cream either edit: That was my 1,000 post. God.

You need to put hemorrhoid cream on the area. Where is that weird lady with the puffy eye advice when you need her?

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I just went mental on lounge games. I feel dirty.

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