Kiame

I've only been a French citizen for a few months now, so bare with me. My retilation may not be quite up to scratch. Okay, here it goes: I'd start a war, but you'd probably stay completely out of it allowing thousands of innocents to die until one of your interests were threatened - then you'd jump in and claim you were with us all along. GET IT? COS U DID THIS IN WW1 AND WW2? LOLZ Satire. Edgy.

What's wrong with using non offensive, partly true generalisations in a jocular manner? Don't pretend you don't do this - everyone does. You don't get to flip out because this particular generalisation doesn't necessarily apply to you as an individual. The USA has a very unique perspective on food and has done for the last five or six decades. This has been very well documented. Commenting on this does not mean said commentator believes every single American adheres to those perspectives. Like it or not, you reside in a country with warped senses on nutrition. People are allowed to make a harmless joke about it if they want to, especially when there is a lot of truth behind it. And there is. Look at rates of diabetes, obesity, the government's school food programmes, nutritional education and the private food sector. It's appalling. The result? Two thirds of Americans are overweight. There is more than enough ammunition here for a valid harmless generalised joke to be made. Chillax.

Old people would love this thread.

Lol.

Think you missed the point a little, Reilly Baby.

"In the paper today, tales of war and waste but you turn right over to the TV page" *cue 80s bass and awful keys* So wise. So wise.

I feel kinda bad for this guy. He obviously thought this thing was hilarious and it was about to sky rocket him and his pals to Saturday Night Live. But alas, it's crap and we hate it and we hate him. The internet can be a cruel, cruel place.

Doesn't mean I can't enjoy it. You rock my world.

America isn't a continent, no. North America and South America are the continents.

Fuck yeah

Dee is commenting on the bizarre trait many Americans have in that they seldom identify as being "American" and instead try to break themselves down into quarters and halves in an attempt to sound more unique. No other country has people that do that as often.

Hug me back bitch

Oh sorry I thought you were implying he should. I'm tired. :hug:

He wants to be an aerospace engineer so he should follow that until he is absolutely sure he can't. His last option is in the air force. Him changing career paths to something his heart doesn't truly desire based on what industry is competitive would be a huge source of regret in later life. He is only 15 years old. He is young enough that if he works as hard as he can and keeps fighting, he will be an aerospace engineer. I have no doubt in that. Don't bum him out too much. What he wants to do is very doable.

They're Americans. They don't have taste for fresh food. Unless it's been deep fried, preserved or covered in chocolate/salt they don't really care. This is obviously satire. But it's true too. Two Americans just agreed that fresh onions are horrible but fried onions are good. Strange. U dunt c dis in fr@nc3

Gayest thing ever

This is the most true thing I have ever read. This is amazing because it's something that is so true but not many people realise. I love you even more now. God you're so right. I know a few Americans and 2 of them always say "well I'm Irish" and 1 says he is "Scottish". The only "scottish" blood he has was one great great grandparent. I always imagine him in some seedy pub in Glasgow saying "I'm Scottish". He'd get his head punched off. Why can't Americans just say they are American and drop the whole "Well I'm one quarter ___". NO ONE CARES what quarter you are. It makes no FUCKING DIFFERENCE. Stupid Americans! Grr! Just tell me what citizenship you have and shut the fuck up!

Those aren't the rules!

I was jokin'.

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Jim should have banged Cathy

Have you looked at the Air Force?

Twinings is very good tea. And it has the Queen's seal on it so yeah, you're British. I'm sorry.