Nikola

Even tho they are mostly made out of baby tears and koala seemen by slave children in Zambia, and they taste like your panties after 3 sexless years, they keep me in fragile balance and stop me from snapping at some troll who's spent 8 years of it's life on some forum and during that time became a bitter, unhumorous shell of a person. I keed. :D No I don't. Any person that takes my sick humor seriously should be medicated, seriously.

Nevermind... :rolleyes: I'm outta here. Too depressing. Bye girls... XOXO Gossip Girl

Thank you for the warm welcum, your sweet words hurt like heaven. I suppose you didn't follow this thread I co-trolled yesterday? http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=90849&page=5 Special threat for you on page 8. :awesome: I assume that you'll find me being pretty random when under-medicated.

Bitch, I don't know you. Why would you say such a nice or vile thing to me? I'm too tired after 10h at the university to be any of the two. Please forgive me if I was boring or trying to much, I just desperately want everybody to love me. And I want to rule the World, just like Madonna. :nod: But with less pics of my nasty untrimmed bush and armpit hair and more curing of AIDS.

When you see Christmas lights (not the song :D) and the first thing that you think of are dat glowbands. :awesome:

Shiver...

Nice try, BONO... :thinking: Anyway... And all the kids they dance, all the kids all day... But seriously, only MX is gay. But real gay. :wink3:

Now I will post a pic of myself one pixel at a time starting with this: this could take a while. :blank: Coldplay fans, please come back on Monday, December 11 for an awesome photo of me! +A handwritten grocery list and a video of my armadillo choking on a chicken bone.

They're such a perfect couple, and I hope they'll stay together foreva-eva unlike most celebrity couples. :)

I can't decide if this thread is brainstorming or just oral diarrhoea. :thinking:

OMG you're so cute! :awesome:

Take it easy on the botox. I can't read emotions from your face any more. :confused:

They should just go away. And that's it, I'm not wasting any more of the precious My open facebook status to Coldplay! space on those K-word humanoids.

That smiley implies masturbation. Masturbation is good. In Victorian times, women didn't masturbate, and they only had sex to conceive. The sexual frustration drove them crazy. Like clinically crazy. So some doctor figured it out and made this masturbation machine: Denny Crane! Conclusion: You should masturbate a lot. Like, A LOT.

Who the fuck is Kim Kardashian?! :confused: :D Her very name makes me puke donkey balls... She should be burned by tanning booth lights. :nod: I keed, Kim's a hoot. I play with her with laser pointers, she follows them like a cat.

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OMG THAT'S IT! That's mah cake. The white should be yellower, and the cake should be 500x bigger. After all it is a feast for all the unwashed subjects of the Sultanate. AND IT MUST OVERSHADOW THE KARDASHIANS. Sou biyutiful.

Ooooh, definitely. A carrot cake! :wink3: Wait... OK, something else then... Whateva. But it should be all Yellow. With pink dumplings. And green ribbons, and... umm, I dunno, I suck at cakes. But you get the picture, I'm a classy bitch. :cool4:

Your vazhïn looks like a grasshopper on steroids. But you already knew that.

My name is Nikola. Like Nikola Tesla. The guy who invented electricity and the radio and thus made this converstion possible. You betta be mirin. Nice to meet ya. :lol:

Fisting is so 2009. All the kidz are into insectophilia now. I'm never going to eat another carrot again. :blank:

I'm to expensive for you. Fuck off.

:nod: I don't even know his name, but I've already let him go to 6th base. :awesome: Some people consider me a whore. I do not blame them.

He taught me how to be a yeahyeahyeah saying douchebag. *I kinda like, but kinda don't like U2.

:confused: Wendy does not take kindly to people calling her that. :nod: BTW, I know how to dismantle an atomic bomb. Lets never fight again! :dazzled: