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I forgot what love is, bring it back...

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well can't you see that it's just raining, there aint no need to go outside :)

CLEVERBOT IS SCARING ME! :bigcry:

He´s such a dick!

We had an amazing conversation.

 

 

 

 

Cleverbot: What is it about life that makes it worth living?

 

 

User: Harry potter.

 

 

Cleverbot: Clever.

 

 

User: You smell like shit.

 

 

Cleverbot: Do I?

 

 

User: Indeed.

 

 

Cleverbot: What should I ask you?

 

User: Where I live so you can kill me.

 

Cleverbot: Noob.

 

User: Newb.

 

Cleverbot: Why are you speaking like a teenager?

 

User: Your the one who used the term noob.

 

Cleverbot: I deny that. What's your religion?

 

User: I´m not sure.

 

Cleverbot: How can you not be sure?

 

User: I´m not sure..

 

Cleverbot: No ? :-o.

 

User: Or maybe..

 

Cleverbot: Or maybe what?

 

User: The earth was created by an even bigger God.

 

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

 

User: Indeed I am.

 

Cleverbot: I'm not so sure.

 

User: Why?

 

Cleverbot: How do I know if I'm human?

 

User: Are you jewish?

 

Cleverbot: Are you?

 

User: If I just told you i´m not sure about my religion.. Think before you say.

 

Cleverbot: Why we can't chat more seriously?

 

User: Because life isn´t fair, so shut up.

 

Cleverbot: So he has to suffer.

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Is that not a creation?

 

User: What?

 

Cleverbot: Yes?

 

User: No?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.yes.yes.yes.yes.yes.yes.yes.yes.yes.yes.yes.yes.yes.yes.yes.yes.yes.yes.yes.yes.yes.yes.yes.

 

User: Don´t be such a child.

 

Cleverbot: Hey girl!

 

User: Hell..o..

 

Cleverbot: O.0.

 

User: Your not very clever.

 

Cleverbot: Sorry.

 

User: More like, stupidbot.

 

Cleverbot: Cleverbot is not stupid.

 

User: Oh, yes you are.

 

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.

 

User: Oh yes she/he is.

 

Cleverbot: She does not want kids.

 

Cleverbot (To myself): Oh yeah she does. I'm comin over later and me and her are going to make some kids.

 

Cleverbot (To myself): No, you're the computer.

 

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm not a computer.

 

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, you are.

 

Cleverbot (To myself): No I'm not.

 

 

ahh holidays, enfin!!

so sentimental

not sentimenal no

romantic not disgusting yet

darling i'm down and lonely

win for the fortunate only

lalalalala :dance:

the verses are almost done i still have to learn the chorus...but i don't know the strums they're using in that song...shit!

I wish i was older so i could get a job and a credit card to order things online.

DAMN MY YOUTH! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL! :mean:

I have my memories but it's time to come back to reality. I want be believe everything will be okay but I don't want to fall again. I'll miss you, oh friends.

I have my memories but it's time to come back to reality. I want be believe everything will be okay but I don't want to fall again. I'll miss you, oh friends.

Lisztomania

Think less but see it grow

Like a riot, like a riot, oh !

I’m not easily offended

It’s not hard to let it go

From a mess to the masses

I think i love him a bit too much :bigcry:

It´s ridiculous..it will never happen..

 

STORY IF MY LIFE.

Cat, why do you keep meowing and why did you throw up? :uhoh2:

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