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"Hello my name is mum..."

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mum mimix = mumimi!.....voala! :P

:lol: .... :blush:

I missed it! :rolleyes: :cry:

"Cheesecake? Are my ears playing tricks on me? A cake of cheese?!"

 

:lol:

 

Peter Kay is absolutely bloody hilarious.

 

I didn't watch most of the live show on Channel 4 tonight, because I've got the Bolton Albert Hall DVD and it was exactly the same routine.

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Rich Tea = One dip :D

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"Where's my brew gone?"

I have no idea what the hell you guys are talking about... :stunned: FILL ME! :stunned:

DUNK ME

AGAIN

DUNK ME AGAIN

 

oh and the Y.M.C.A bit, thats the best where his head just turns

he's good aswell because the stuff he says is true

The bit about taping the top 40 in the 80's and trying to cut out the DJ...lol i laughed cos I used to do that..i got loads of tapes at home with the christmas top 40s and such from 84 85 and 86 lol

memories :)

 

Personally I always found Rich tea quite stable, but once a Rich Tea is gone, there's no come back, unless you can find a spooooooooooooooon, i neeeeeed aaaaa spooooonnnnn, hurrrrryyyyyy! lol

^ LOL all in slow motion, it REALLY happens!!!!!!!!!

 

I laughed so hard, he's hilarious :lol: :lol: :lol:

MMUUMM! GGEETT AA SSPPOONN QQUUIICCKK! MMEE BBIISSCCUUIITT'SS FFAALLEENN IINN MMEE BBRREEWW! AAAAGGHH! II'VVEE BBUURRNNTT MMEE FFIINNGGEERRSS! NNOO! IITT'SS SSUUNNKK!

 

:lol:

 

The Bullseye bit was the best bit, I think.

 

"'Here's your forty pound, and it's going to take me the commercial break to count it out'. It's 40 quid, Jim! Is it in 2p's?!"

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He's sooooo funny...I've got the Albert Hall gig but I watched it last night anyway

There was one bit I saw last night that wasn't on the DVD, which made me crack up...

 

"When I go to my Nana's, she always says 'oh my, you're getting big! You're so big! You get bigger every time I see you!' Thanks a lot!

 

And then she comes in with a plate full of chocolate digestives, Taxi bars, Penguin bars, Kit-Kats - and she says 'have as many as you want. I won't eat them... I don't know why I bought them.'"

MMUUMM! GGEETT AA SSPPOONN QQUUIICCKK! MMEE BBIISSCCUUIITT'SS FFAALLEENN IINN MMEE BBRREEWW! AAAAGGHH! II'VVEE BBUURRNNTT MMEE FFIINNGGEERRSS! NNOO! IITT'SS SSUUNNKK!

 

:lol:

 

The Bullseye bit was the best bit, I think.

 

"'Here's your forty pound, and it's going to take me the commercial break to count it out'. It's 40 quid, Jim! Is it in 2p's?!"

 

HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAHahahAH

 

that is classic :lol:

 

i'm still laughing :lol: :wink3: :smug:

There was one bit I saw last night that wasn't on the DVD, which made me crack up...

 

"When I go to my Nana's, she always says 'oh my, you're getting big! You're so big! You get bigger every time I see you!' Thanks a lot!

 

And then she comes in with a plate full of chocolate digestives, Taxi bars, Penguin bars, Kit-Kats - and she says 'have as many as you want. I won't eat them... I don't know why I bought them.'"

 

That was hilarious because my Nana does the exact same thing - "have some of these hundreds of assorted buscuits, i won't eat them myself"

 

why the heck did u buy 'em then :stunned: :rolleyes: :lol: :lol:

I cracked up at the bit where he showed how ppl walk to a dancefloor at a wedding

they dance they way there

i am SO guilty of that LOL

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