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who is the pervie theeeeen?

mushrooms life for me

it's like a competition i wanna get noodle :ears:

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you're da purvie....mushrooms no life...sex life...

you got noodle a long time ago! :gorgeous:

me? imma innocent

every fiinish girl is

ask pedro :heart:

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no le pedro, pedro is le playa...innocence my ass

mushrooms no life...sex is life! :P

what want the people on the floor?

alcohol and sex and also rubbers

:lips:

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no alcohol! just sex...sex's life...no rubbers....only condoms! :idea2:

laughter or laffer

save it later like cafe au lait

mushi mushi

:chinese:

café au lait or leche con cafe would say italian does it better i know all

nictone le banned or nothin :chinese:

mwhahaha bann nicotine

it gives you symptoms

:smoke: opps i don't know if there is such smily

naah naaaah

puah men are caca i'm gonna marry pika pika or oyster oil bottle :chinese:

marry me :chinese:

the roof the roof the roof is on fia

lalalala imma dancing here on ma own

naked like bootay in a oyster cabinet

it makes a car or a ferrari

oppps formulas starting

:smartass:

hikkachu good girl or i dunno

mickael sumaker or lolo ferrari :lips:

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naah naaaah

puah men are caca i'm gonna marry pika pika or oyster oil bottle :chinese:

 

caca merde....men are mr. fart bombastic! :P

naah nah they 're as good as cigarette smoke

plus the heart ache :smartass:

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a good cigarrete cause a good cancer...so they're an illness in ma virgin ass! :smartass:

how u dare using this holy word

virgin ain't you :smartass:

virgin is like ma eyes seeing this post :smartass2:

Not having sex for a week doesnt make you a virgin :snore:

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me don't have sex for a week...me don't have sex for a whole month!

imma virgin...i've a virgin ass!! mwwahahahah :smartass:

Now you're getting specific :P

mafe :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

me don't have sex for a week...me don't have sex for a whole month!

imma virgin...i've a virgin ass!! mwwahahahah

woot woot no sex no latex :smartass:

like a virgin touched for da very fist time :lips:

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me don't have sex for a week...me don't have sex for a whole month!

imma virgin...i've a virgin ass!! mwwahahahah

woot woot no sex no latex :smartass:

like a virgin touched for da very fist time :lips:

 

no touched for da very first time!! woot woot?? yeah to da latex!! latex is safe and kewl!! :smartass:

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