September 3, 200421 yr This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sits down, and starts to play the piano. This other guy notices it. “Hey, what's that?” “A twelve-inch pianist. Ya see, I found this magic lamp, rubbed it, made a wish, I got a twelve inch pianist.” “Can I try?” The man with the piano agrees and a minute later, a million ducks fill the room. “Ducks? I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks!” “Ya think I really wished for a twelve inch pianist?” :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
September 4, 200421 yr good thing he didn't wish for 128 bobs and bits he'd end up with knobs and sh*ts :lol: :lol: :lol:
September 4, 200421 yr haha, i remember hearing that joke about to be told on the simpsons by krusty, hahaha. i watch too much simpsons! :o
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