Guest DavidG Posted September 4, 2004 Share Posted September 4, 2004 Top 10 ways that life would be different if Microsoft built cars: 10. new seats would require everyone to have the same size butt. 9. we'd all have to switch to Microsoft gas . 8. the U.S. government would be getting subsidies from an auto maker.... instead of giving them. 7. the oil, alternator, gas, and engine warning lights would be replaced by a single "general protection car fault" warning light. 6. sun motor systems would make a car that was solar-powered, twice as reliable, five times as fast, but would only run on 5% of the roads. 5. you would constantly be pressured to upgrade your car. 4. you could only have one person in your car at a time, unless you bought car '95 or car nt; but then, you'd have to buy more seats. 3. occasionally, your car would just die for no reason, and you would have to restart it. for some strange reason, you would just accept this as normal. 2. every time the lines on the road were repainted, you'd have to buy a new car. And the number one way that life would be different if Microsoft built cars, 1. people would get excited about the new features in Microsoft cars, forgetting completely that they had been available in other brands for years. (hmmmm...) :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bijeli_Miš Posted September 4, 2004 Share Posted September 4, 2004 Well if M$ made cars I wouldn't buy any. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juliana Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DavidG Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Justine* Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 Speaking of microsoft, I think I have a virus on my computer. Interpol Explorer isn't working at all. I have to download another browser. Anyone have this problem before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mycdplayerisbroke Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 5. you would constantly be pressured to upgrade your car. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bijeli_Miš Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 Your browser is proolly hijacked,try spyware removal program. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JaK- Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 if m$ made cars, whenever you tried getting out of the car it would make you carry on driving :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
labell Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 Actually thats right HAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Justine* Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 Your browser is proolly hijacked' date='try spyware removal program. :)[/quote'] Yup, I did that right away. It's still fucked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DavidG Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rain Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 Bijeli_Miš wrote: Your browser is proolly hijacked,try spyware removal program. Yup, I did that right away. It's still fucked up. Um, what exactly is wrong with it? 3. occasionally, your car would just die for no reason, and you would have to restart it. for some strange reason, you would just accept this as normal. :lol: so true. M$ PROPAGANDA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Justine* Posted September 6, 2004 Share Posted September 6, 2004 My computer probably has a million viruses on it. I bought a new Norton Anti-virus thing today, we'll see how well that goes over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
labell Posted September 6, 2004 Share Posted September 6, 2004 norton anti-virius helps my comp :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Rose Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 11 - They will put out an unfinished car only to keep patching it once people find major problems, like the brakes don't work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anna111 Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 :lol: Omg...Imagine if Apple made a car....that would look insanely cool! Maybe it would be in the shape of an apple :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RICK8 Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 This just makes me wonder why he was banned..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms Magpie Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Top 10 ways that life would be different if Microsoft built cars: 10. new seats would require everyone to have the same size butt. 9. we'd all have to switch to Microsoft gas . 8. the U.S. government would be getting subsidies from an auto maker.... instead of giving them. 7. the oil, alternator, gas, and engine warning lights would be replaced by a single "general protection car fault" warning light. 6. sun motor systems would make a car that was solar-powered, twice as reliable, five times as fast, but would only run on 5% of the roads. 5. you would constantly be pressured to upgrade your car. 4. you could only have one person in your car at a time, unless you bought car '95 or car nt; but then, you'd have to buy more seats. 3. occasionally, your car would just die for no reason, and you would have to restart it. for some strange reason, you would just accept this as normal. 2. every time the lines on the road were repainted, you'd have to buy a new car. And the number one way that life would be different if Microsoft built cars, 1. people would get excited about the new features in Microsoft cars, forgetting completely that they had been available in other brands for years. (hmmmm...) :lol: :lol: :D funny :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RICK8 Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Anyone???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojo Pin Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 This just makes me wonder why he was banned..... He was a prick, got everyone to like him and tell him private stuff so he could later make fun of all that then created a board and tried to steal all the members from here but was exposed and banned. oh yeah and he apparenbtly had no life cos he'd stay here 24/7, got several accounts here and used to talk to himself and claimed to have multiple personality disorder ( created one account and tried to pass for a 12 year old girl) so i think that's all but i might be missing more bizarre facs about the guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RICK8 Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Oh I see,he was a fruitcake...:laugh2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms Magpie Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 He was a prick, got everyone to like him and tell him private stuff so he could later make fun of all that then created a board and tried to steal all the members from here but was exposed and banned. oh yeah and he apparenbtly had no life cos he'd stay here 24/7, got several accounts here and used to talk to himself and claimed to have multiple personality disorder ( created one account and tried to pass for a 12 year old girl) so i think that's all but i might be missing more bizarre facs about the guy. uhhhhh thats ugly. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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