Top 10 ways that life would be different if Microsoft built cars:

 

10. new seats would require everyone to have the same size butt.

 

9. we'd all have to switch to Microsoft gas .

 

8. the U.S. government would be getting subsidies from an auto

maker.... instead of giving them.

 

7. the oil, alternator, gas, and engine warning lights would be

replaced by a single "general protection car fault" warning light.

 

6. sun motor systems would make a car that was solar-powered, twice as

reliable, five times as fast, but would only run on 5% of the roads.

 

5. you would constantly be pressured to upgrade your car.

 

4. you could only have one person in your car at a time, unless you

bought car '95 or car nt; but then, you'd have to buy more seats.

 

3. occasionally, your car would just die for no reason, and you would

have to restart it. for some strange reason, you would just accept

this as normal.

 

2. every time the lines on the road were repainted, you'd have to buy

a new car.

 

And the number one way that life would be different if Microsoft built cars,

 

1. people would get excited about the new features in Microsoft cars,

forgetting completely that they had been available in other brands

for years. (hmmmm...)

 

:lol: :lol:

Well if M$ made cars I wouldn't buy any. :rolleyes:

:lol: :lol:

:P

Speaking of microsoft, I think I have a virus on my computer. Interpol Explorer isn't working at all. I have to download another browser. Anyone have this problem before?

5. you would constantly be pressured to upgrade your car.

:cool:

Your browser is proolly hijacked,try spyware removal program. :)

if m$ made cars, whenever you tried getting out of the car it would make you carry on driving :lol: :lol: :lol:

Actually thats right HAHAHA

Your browser is proolly hijacked' date='try spyware removal program. :)[/quote']

 

Yup, I did that right away. It's still fucked up.

:lol:

Bijeli_Miš wrote:

Your browser is proolly hijacked,try spyware removal program.

 

 

Yup, I did that right away. It's still fucked up.

 

Um, what exactly is wrong with it?

 

3. occasionally, your car would just die for no reason, and you would

have to restart it. for some strange reason, you would just accept

this as normal.

:lol: so true.

 

M$ PROPAGANDA!!!

My computer probably has a million viruses on it. I bought a new Norton Anti-virus thing today, we'll see how well that goes over.

norton anti-virius helps my comp :D

11 - They will put out an unfinished car only to keep patching it once people find major problems, like the brakes don't work.

:lol:

 

 

Omg...Imagine if Apple made a car....that would look insanely cool! Maybe it would be in the shape of an apple :P

This just makes me wonder why he was banned.....

Top 10 ways that life would be different if Microsoft built cars:

 

10. new seats would require everyone to have the same size butt.

 

9. we'd all have to switch to Microsoft gas .

 

8. the U.S. government would be getting subsidies from an auto

maker.... instead of giving them.

 

7. the oil, alternator, gas, and engine warning lights would be

replaced by a single "general protection car fault" warning light.

 

6. sun motor systems would make a car that was solar-powered, twice as

reliable, five times as fast, but would only run on 5% of the roads.

 

5. you would constantly be pressured to upgrade your car.

 

4. you could only have one person in your car at a time, unless you

bought car '95 or car nt; but then, you'd have to buy more seats.

 

3. occasionally, your car would just die for no reason, and you would

have to restart it. for some strange reason, you would just accept

this as normal.

 

2. every time the lines on the road were repainted, you'd have to buy

a new car.

 

And the number one way that life would be different if Microsoft built cars,

 

1. people would get excited about the new features in Microsoft cars,

forgetting completely that they had been available in other brands

for years. (hmmmm...)

 

:lol: :lol:

 

:D

 

funny :P

Anyone????

This just makes me wonder why he was banned.....

He was a prick, got everyone to like him and tell him private stuff so he could later make fun of all that then created a board and tried to steal all the members from here but was exposed and banned. oh yeah and he apparenbtly had no life cos he'd stay here 24/7, got several accounts here and used to talk to himself and claimed to have multiple personality disorder ( created one account and tried to pass for a 12 year old girl) so i think that's all but i might be missing more bizarre facs about the guy.

Oh I see,he was a fruitcake...:laugh2:

He was a prick, got everyone to like him and tell him private stuff so he could later make fun of all that then created a board and tried to steal all the members from here but was exposed and banned. oh yeah and he apparenbtly had no life cos he'd stay here 24/7, got several accounts here and used to talk to himself and claimed to have multiple personality disorder ( created one account and tried to pass for a 12 year old girl) so i think that's all but i might be missing more bizarre facs about the guy.

uhhhhh thats ugly. :(