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Here's some chat up lines for any of you guys going to a Valentines Ball/Dance:

 

1. Did ya fart? 'Cos ya just blew me away!

2. Are your parents retarted? 'Cos your special!

3. My love for you is like diarrhoea. I just can't hold it in!

4. Is there a mirror in your knickers? 'Cos I can see myself in them.

5. Your body reminds me of a spanner. Everytime I think of you my nuts tighten up!

6. You might not be the best looking girl in here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

 

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Here's some chat up lines for any of you guys going to a Valentines Ball/Dance:

 

1. Did ya fart? 'Cos ya just blew me away!

2. Are your parents retarted? 'Cos your special!

3. My love for you is like diarrhoea. I just can't hold it in!

4. Is there a mirror in your knickers? 'Cos I can see myself in them.

5. Your body reminds me of a spanner. Everytime I think of you my nuts tighten up!

6. You might not be the best looking girl in here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

 

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Hahahahaha i'll make sure to use those lines tomorrow :wacky:

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There's part in me you'll never know

The only thing I'll never show

 

 

Hopelessly I'll love you endlessly

Hopelessly I'll give you everything

But I won't give you up

I won't let you down

And I won't leave you falling

If the moment ever comes

 

 

It's plain to see it's trying to speak

Cherished dreams forever asleep

Hopelessly I'll love you endlessly

Hopelessly I'll give you everything

But I won't give you up

I won't let you down

And I won't leave you falling

If the moment ever comes

 

 

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really? :o I got the bootleg off that coldplaybootlegs site and i thought it was awesome cos itw as in huge flac files but it turns out it sounded worse than rolle singing in the shower :disappointed:

 

I really feel your pain, brotha.. :disappointed:

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Even if i did go to bed i'd most likely read it mwahah.

I usually read quickly through any semi interesting convo in good threads :nice: i've seen some nasty things that have been said about me while i've been away, you know.. :uhoh:

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