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Just saw it.

Hmm, I can't quite imagine going to Rock am Ring ... too much stress, I guess ... and too much dirt. :uhoh:

I so hope they're adding a stadium date for Germany ... I've been checking the site for an announcement for weeks. :disappointed:

 

you have never experienced dirt until you go to jersey on a landfill that was a dump and its been rained on for 2 days and peeps are covered in disgusting smelling much, but it was for coldplay and worth every smelly moment!

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we don't have festivals here, and I've never been in a rainy concert

chile does not have festivals??? im moving to england in my next life, preferably Glastonbury

we have one festival but it's in an arena and it sucks (and they don't do it every year), the only time they had a good show it was only 3 bands, including Travis and The Killers

Mhmm, maybe we can make a deal: If you ask Matteh to send me Dommeh over... then you can do whatever pervy soapy thing you want :lol:

Small print in the contract: If that doesn't happen you have to try to behave.

 

Haha, deal. :charming: Dommeh will be there in a minute. I'll keep Matteh occupied with my soap.

 

you have never experienced dirt until you go to jersey on a landfill that was a dump and its been rained on for 2 days and peeps are covered in disgusting smelling much, but it was for coldplay and worth every smelly moment!

 

:surprised: Okay ... I admit I'd do it for a Coldplay concert too. :disappointed: But Rock am Ring is a little too "heavy" for me, I think. :uhoh:

Haha, deal. :charming: Dommeh will be there in a minute. I'll keep Matteh occupied with my soap.
That reminds me of that dirty nun joke Chris once told in a radio interview :uhoh:

I needed help to understand it, but after I understood... :wtf:

 

:surprised: Okay ... I admit I'd do it for a Coldplay concert too. :disappointed: But Rock am Ring is a little too "heavy" for me, I think. :uhoh:
For me, too.
That reminds me of that dirty nun joke Chris once told in a radio interview :uhoh:

I needed help to understand it, but after I understood... :wtf:

 

For me, too.

 

What was the joke? :lol:

Sorry, I had to look it up first...

 

Schnitzeljagd für Imke! :awesome:

 

It only works when you hear it... it's a word play.

It was on the XFM Residency, second date of 4.

 

It's at 7:50mins.

I'll explain it to you when you heard it :)

 

Ahh, thank you! :kiss: You didn't have to.

 

But I'll have to go now ... my bed's waiting. :sleep:

I'll listen to it tomorrow/today and ask you about it, okay?

 

Goodnight. :hug:

Good night Europeans! :wacky:

Will do! I'll send ya some rh covers too when you have time :P

 

Oh i know, i was only 16 or 17 back then and it was so much fun but i'm not that wild anymore :disappointed:

 

Nighty night dear Nina, have sweet dreams! :hug:

Yeah, please do! I'll have time... ummm in January? :sneaky:

 

Hehe, I hope you still do some wild partying from time to time! :wacko:

 

 

Hahaha i'll cover your fav song too Nina :lips:
Idioteque? :surprised:

:escaping:

Hey guyyyz !

I bet Ren is still partying :drunk:

 

I try :shy:

 

:wacky:

 

Sorry! i haven't been there today :disappointed:

EWWWW how can you even think of that ? :sick:

I think you ruined that song for me :disappointed:

 

I can't keep up!

So can't really join the conversation :embarassed:

 

Perrine, the tickets are sooooooo pwetty :wacky:

(Ok, they look the same than the Main Square, Paris and Muse tickets, but that means PWEEEEETTY and shiny still :lol:)

 

I wish the UK would do it the same way and send them when you order them, it's so relaxing to have them here :dance:

Hell yes they are !! Can't wait :bomb:

 

That reminds me of that dirty nun joke Chris once told in a radio interview :uhoh:

I needed help to understand it, but after I understood... :wtf:

Hahaha Anna, as soon I read Imke's post about soap and dirt, I though about this one too ! Great minds think alike xD

Hey, Ren. Oi, Ren. Ren!? Yes, you Ren. The doctor is here!

 

 

Oh, and hello Perrine. I believe we are yet to say hello. I will now say hello/introduce myself.

 

Hello! I'm James! :)

Doctor ? :wacko:

 

Hi James ! Nice to meet you :nice:

Doctor ? :wacko:

 

Hi James ! Nice to meet you :nice:

 

Yeah, for some reason, Ren named me Dr. James. He knows I have no doctor qualifications at all, so I can't quite remember where that name came from. Actually, it may have been this video.

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5ZYBOq2-3o]YouTube- Adam & Joe - Doctor Sexy[/ame]

 

It's a comedy song from Adam & Joe, 2 british funny people.

 

I thiiiink it may be that, as I've posted it before. I am certainly Dr. Sexy (May be a lie...)

 

Anyway, How're you?

Oh I see ! Doctor Sexy ? :wink3:

Anyway, Ren's mind is so perverted and fucked up haha !

 

I'm good ! You ? :wacko:

Oh I see ! Doctor Sexy ? :wink3:

Anyway, Ren's mind is so perverted and fucked up haha !

 

I'm good ! You ? :wacko:

 

I'm good thanks. Yeah, his mind is pretty messed up. Right now, he's probably in a dress, pretending to be a female Jeff Buckley. I'm sure he looks lovely.

 

And yes, Dr. Sexy indeed :wink3:

Hahaha I was thinking worse actually xD

But I can picture him like that yes ! Probably on his bed, where he fell just after coming back home, snoring and still holding a bottle in his hand :wacky:

Oh, and I bet he's dressed as Lady Gaga too :charming:

 

Where's your stethoscope Dr sexy ? :sneaky:

Hahaha I was thinking worse actually xD

But I can picture him like that yes ! Probably on his bed, where he fell just after coming back home, snoring and still holding a bottle in his hand :wacky:

Oh, and I bet he's dressed as Lady Gaga too :charming:

 

Where's your stethoscope Dr sexy ? :sneaky:

 

Filthy answer: Stethoscope? Ah, it's down my pants!

 

Actual answer: Ah, it's around my neck. You should keep it there at all times. If it's anywhere else, is probably unhygienic. Yeah, around my neck is just fine.

 

Oh yeah, he'd make a lovely Lady Gaga. Ren, when you get back on here, you better record your best rendition of "Pokerface". Good idea, Perrine?

:dead:

 

My stethoscope is around my neck as well, high five bro !

 

Oh yes, he's gonna do this !

 

I'm off to study a bit, see you later James ! :nice:

:dead:

 

My stethoscope is around my neck as well, high five bro !

 

Oh yes, he's gonna do this !

 

I'm off to study a bit, see you later James ! :nice:

 

Okay. It was nice to meet you.

:curtain:

 

 

YAAAAAAY for Ren ! Now you need to show us you really deserved this award :wink3:

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