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your funny horoscope

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^watch out ollie

im gonna get you :P

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you said you were gonna get murdered

:P

ARIES

You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding

^ if your birthday is today, then you aren't aries.....

wow, dumbasses don't usually make it as far as switching on the computer, well done :P

 

(notice the post above mine that says "what are you" :dozey:)

LEO

The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leos are living on the welfare.

 

hey! :angry:

 

:lol: funny thread

you said you were gonna get murdered

:P

Why would you kill me :o ? :lol:

-JaK- wrote:

you said you were gonna get murdered

 

 

 

Why would you kill me ?

i was joking mate

 

why does everyone have england have sticks up their asses?

we don't, we just get pissed off when people are dumbasses

PISCES

You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation. You have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world. Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron. You will continually fail. You're a prick.

 

:lol: so true! im a fucking prick!

 

SO TRUE! BACKSTABBER TOO!

ARIES

You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding

hah, so true, except for the last part probably

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

im aries too!!

its berry funny :P

TAURUS

Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well with most people because you're bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss.

 

THATS JUST MY AFTERSHAVE

my horoscope should say one more important thing:

aries people are berry temperamental !!!!!!

i dont have pms....

wait, yes i do. i cry for everything and eat chocolate all day.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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