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your funny horoscope

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oh I see

 

the goat in me

 

will bring it out, come on and sing it out, to me, to me, me :lol:

hmmmm...as an aquarius...I beg to differ about being a pervert :/

SAGITTARIUS

You are the romantic mushy type, soft-hearted and a lover of the arts. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys. Men even willing to rent Sleepless In Seattle to increase your odds for a romp in the sack.

 

it knows me too well... :P :lol:

I didn't like my horoscope...it says that i'm a unscrupulous bastard!!! :embarrased: :cry:

PISCES

You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation. You have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world. Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron. You will continually fail. You're a prick.

 

:lol: so true! im a fucking prick!

CANCER

You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative's limbs to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered.

 

 

great :dozey: :lol:

Goat Boy wrote :

I was born March 30, 1984 smug.gif

 

i was born March 31, 1984 :P

 

i fear i'm an aries too :rolleyes:

LEO

The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leos are living on the welfare.

 

 

hahahahaha.. ahh.... :rolleyes: :lol: :blush:

ARIES

You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding

hah, so true, except for the last part probably

am i the only cheap basterd and a whore here? (virgo that is)

nope, i am as well :stunned: heyheeey :lol:

LEO

The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leos are living on the welfare.

 

yeah yeah yeah.

We're both gay Jeff then :sneaky:

 

:lol: :lol: :cool: :cool: :kiss: :kiss: :lol: :lol:

Goat Boy wrote :

I was born March 30, 1984 smug.gif

 

i was born March 31, 1984 :P

 

i fear i'm an aries too :rolleyes:

 

:stunned:

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am i the only cheap basterd and a whore here? (virgo that is)

nope, i am as well :stunned: heyheeey :lol:

 

wee hee *dances* :D

yeah Happy NewBirthYear Day :lol:

LEO

The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leos are living on the welfare.

 

 

hehehe

CANCER

You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative's limbs to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered.

Eh?! :lol: :cool:

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