weedy_gonzalez Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 your funny horoscope: ARIES You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding TAURUS Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well with most people because you're bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss. GEMINI Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic. A real fucking weirdo, the type of person who'd kill them self to win a bet. CANCER You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative's limbs to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered. LEO The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leos are living on the welfare. VIRGO You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them. But you're prone to bullshitting and you're a cheap bastard. Virgo men are usually queers and the majority of Virgo women are whores. LIBRA You are the forgiving type and you don't bear grudges. This makes you an asshole. For your entire life people will make a complete prick out of you. Nobody will go to your funeral. SCORPIO You are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles. However these are your only good traits. You screw small animals and love picking your nose. You should become a stunt performer with no helmet. SAGITTARIUS You are the romantic mushy type, soft-hearted and a lover of the arts. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys. Men even willing to rent Sleepless In Seattle to increase your odds for a romp in the sack. CAPRICORN You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet type. A mean self-centered cunt and a closet homosexual. Your best friend is probably an altar boy. AQUARIUS You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights. PISCES You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation. You have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world. Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron. You will continually fail. You're a prick. source: http://www.portalmix.com/english/horoscope.htm i`m a VIRGO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAFE Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 CANCER You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative's limbs to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered. Well! i knew it! heheheh :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JaK- Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 ARIES You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding i don't think i'd be masturbating at a wedding, doing stuff with the bridesmaid maybe :sneaky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambergris Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 CAPRICORN You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet type. A mean self-centered cunt and a closet homosexual. Your best friend is probably an altar boy. :stunned: What? :stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAFE Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambergris Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 lmao It suggest, I'm gay haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berrywoman Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 ARIES You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding ..... wow!! thats soooooooooooooooooo me!! :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambergris Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 Mine was so wicked :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAFE Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 ARIES You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding ..... wow!! thats soooooooooooooooooo me!! :laugh3: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Gordon Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 CAPRICORN You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet type. A mean self-centered cunt and a closet homosexual. Your best friend is probably an altar boy. :lol: :lol: I knew it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambergris Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 We're both gay Jeff then :sneaky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftLeg Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 "You get on well with most people because you're bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss. " Ahhh so true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gvargas Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 :lol: :lol: these were funny and scary at the same time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manders Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 FUCKIN RIGHT I MASTURBATE AT WEDDINGS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellie Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 woah, im a whore :o i never knew... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albie Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 ARIES You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding ..... wow!! thats soooooooooooooooooo me!! :laugh3: you're an Aries too....... wow :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albie Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 ARIES You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding ..... wow!! thats soooooooooooooooooo me!! :laugh3: you're an Aries too wow...... But I do care about people, like my two best friends and family :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berrywoman Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 jinkies.. you're an Aries... I need to be reborn and change that!! :laugh3: I care about people... but the horoscope was hilarious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albie Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 I was born March 30, 1984 :smug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berrywoman Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 I didnt know that was in the aries range.. I thought you were a Taurus... :rolleyes: god.. 84!! Your a baby!! haha! I was in second grade when you were born!! :embarrased: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albie Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 I didnt know that was in the aries range.. I thought you were a Taurus... :rolleyes: god.. 84!! Your a baby!! haha! I was in second grade when you were born!! :embarrased: oh :lol: but I've seen your pic, you look like you're 22 or 23 :wink3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berrywoman Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 thank you.. :blush: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albie Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 you welcome 2005 is when Albie is nicer than ever watch and see The Goats will unleash the kindness within me :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berrywoman Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 :stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albie Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 why are you shocked for ? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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