I think it's time!

 

 

THE 'I AM CANADIAN' RANT

 

Hey,

I'm not a lumberjack, or a Furtrader,

and I don't live in an igloo,

or eat blubber

or own a dogsled.

And I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,

although I'm certain they're really, really nice.

 

I have a prime minister... not a president,

I speak English and French, not American

and I pronounce it About, not A-boot.

 

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack,

I believe in peacekeeping, not policing,

diversity not assimilation,

and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.

 

A toque is a hat,

a chesterfield is a couch,

and it IS pronounced Zed,

not Zee... ZED!!

Canada is the 2nd largest land mass,

the 1st nation of hockey,

and the best part of North America.

 

My name is Joe...

and...I......AM......CANADIAN!

 

Thank you.

 

*cries in joy at the glory of this*

 

btw, I gave my 1000th post to this thread :D

Ziggy's got it! :)

Ahahahaha, *runs across the country*

Wait for me.... *runs after Crests* :escaping:

Let's have a race :wacky:

:shocked2: :escaping:

I won. :dozey:

:argue: :escaping2:

:smug:

lmfao

me too

 

lmfao

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

What's that in your sig, Tonii?

did you meet Crests in real life???? :stunned:

:laugh4:

yes, I see Crests alot in real life

REALLY?

Yes :lol:

OH MY.

You're my hero.

Can I have an autograph?

Do you want mine too? :wacky:

lol, I think they meant your autograph, not mine.:laugh3:

:surprised: :dunce:

So someone around here actually knows who she is then... :sneaky:

:whistle:

so then maybe we can have a chance to learn the life of Crests! :)

Yes! I meant an autograph from Tonii. But Crests, I want yours too :D :D

Please??? :dance:

@MariePeter18: mine? :stunned:

 

@w1ll1am7: :lipsrsealed2:

oh no...

sworn to secrecy.