Canadian_Aphrodite Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 Top Ten Reasons Hockey Is Better Than Sex 10. It's legal to play hockey professionally. 9. The puck is always hard. 8. The protective equipment is reusable and you don't even have to wash it. 7. It lasts a full hour. 6. You know you're finished when the horn goes off. 5. Your parents cheer when you score. 4. A two-on-one or three-on-one is not uncommon. 3. Periods last only 20 minutes. 2. You can count on it at least twice a week. 1. You can tell all of your friends about it afterward. ^hope u guys thought that was funny! i sure did (for more funny hockey stuff go 2 my site: http://www.freewebs.com/canuckschick ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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