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Top Ten Reasons Hockey Is Better Than Sex


10. It's legal to play hockey professionally.

9. The puck is always hard.

8. The protective equipment is reusable and you don't even have to wash it.

7. It lasts a full hour.

6. You know you're finished when the horn goes off.

5. Your parents cheer when you score.

4. A two-on-one or three-on-one is not uncommon.

3. Periods last only 20 minutes.

2. You can count on it at least twice a week.

1. You can tell all of your friends about it afterward.



^hope u guys thought that was funny! i sure did


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Canada smells like poo sometimes. :)


WHAT?!?!?!?! DONT MAKE ME COME DOWN THER TO TORONTO TO KICK UR ASS!!!!! CANADA DOES NOT SMELL LIKE POO!!!! (unless ur in calgary :rolleyes: ) .....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (gives 'er the evil eye, n grabs a beer, eh)


Yes it does. I can tell you exactly where it smells like poo too. Gerrard and Church. Poo city, man.


Chill. It's not like I'm saying we're the worst country ever. I'm just saying that some areas smell like poo.

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Well Gerrard and Church are two streets in the city that intersect. But everytime I pass by that area, poo! I'm not sure if it's b/c there's actual poo on the ground, but i don't see any...or if it's just some natural smell that comes out from the ground.

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