Canadian_Aphrodite Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 Top Ten Reasons Hockey Is Better Than Sex 10. It's legal to play hockey professionally. 9. The puck is always hard. 8. The protective equipment is reusable and you don't even have to wash it. 7. It lasts a full hour. 6. You know you're finished when the horn goes off. 5. Your parents cheer when you score. 4. A two-on-one or three-on-one is not uncommon. 3. Periods last only 20 minutes. 2. You can count on it at least twice a week. 1. You can tell all of your friends about it afterward. ^hope u guys thought that was funny! i sure did (for more funny hockey stuff go 2 my site: http://www.freewebs.com/canuckschick ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 lol. good list. but in one important way, sex is better. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian_Aphrodite Posted January 15, 2005 Author Share Posted January 15, 2005 haha 'meh :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berrywoman Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 damn... you must really looooooooooooove hockey!! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 damn... you must really looooooooooooove hockey!! lol HAHAHAHAHAH! i was thinking the same thing. I mean, Hockey...i'm a fan...but better than sex..well, good gosh. :stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian_Aphrodite Posted January 15, 2005 Author Share Posted January 15, 2005 hahaha i love hockey, but not more than sex!!! (i mean, i am Canadian, but i'm human too! :rolleyes: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 Yeah, we know you're canadian. It says so in your name (and almost every single one of your posts, lol). I 'm just playing. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian_Aphrodite Posted January 15, 2005 Author Share Posted January 15, 2005 hahhaha well...yeah i'm Canadian...AND DAMN PROUD OF IT! :cool: :lol: :cool4: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 :cool: Of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girlstar Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 You're CANADIAN! :o I would of never guessed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian_Aphrodite Posted January 15, 2005 Author Share Posted January 15, 2005 hahaha oh yes...where else is violence encouraged in sports, beer a tradition, and hockey considered better than sex?!?!?!?! for it is, the great vast land of ice, snow, hot guys and penguins...CANADA! :cool: lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girlstar Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 You're a beer loving country? Us too. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellie Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 mmm, beer..gimmee gimmee gimmeeeeeeee beeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr MWAHAHAHAHA *burp* woah, excuse me..*ahem* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berrywoman Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 hahhaha well...yeah i'm Canadian...AND DAMN PROUD OF IT! :cool: :lol: :cool4: *sings* oh Canada..... la la laaaa dii daaaaaa thats all I know, eh. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 Ireland is like the ultimate beer loving country. But not in a funny way, in a "all our 12 year olds wake up in alleyways every sunday" kinda way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 Canada smells like poo sometimes. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian_Aphrodite Posted January 15, 2005 Author Share Posted January 15, 2005 Canada smells like poo sometimes. :) WHAT?!?!?!?! DONT MAKE ME COME DOWN THER TO TORONTO TO KICK UR ASS!!!!! CANADA DOES NOT SMELL LIKE POO!!!! (unless ur in calgary :rolleyes: ) .....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (gives 'er the evil eye, n grabs a beer, eh) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 Canada smells like poo sometimes. :) WHAT?!?!?!?! DONT MAKE ME COME DOWN THER TO TORONTO TO KICK UR ASS!!!!! CANADA DOES NOT SMELL LIKE POO!!!! (unless ur in calgary :rolleyes: ) .....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (gives 'er the evil eye, n grabs a beer, eh) Yes it does. I can tell you exactly where it smells like poo too. Gerrard and Church. Poo city, man. Chill. It's not like I'm saying we're the worst country ever. I'm just saying that some areas smell like poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellie Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 what, literally smell of poo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 Yup. Like poo. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellie Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 why is that?or is it a mystery..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 Well Gerrard and Church are two streets in the city that intersect. But everytime I pass by that area, poo! I'm not sure if it's b/c there's actual poo on the ground, but i don't see any...or if it's just some natural smell that comes out from the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellie Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 perhaps theres an underground WC... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellie Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 just for tramps.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busybeeburns Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 Canada smells like poo sometimes. :) :lol: :stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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