January 15, 200521 yr Top Ten Reasons Hockey Is Better Than Sex 10. It's legal to play hockey professionally. 9. The puck is always hard. 8. The protective equipment is reusable and you don't even have to wash it. 7. It lasts a full hour. 6. You know you're finished when the horn goes off. 5. Your parents cheer when you score. 4. A two-on-one or three-on-one is not uncommon. 3. Periods last only 20 minutes. 2. You can count on it at least twice a week. 1. You can tell all of your friends about it afterward. ^hope u guys thought that was funny! i sure did (for more funny hockey stuff go 2 my site: http://www.freewebs.com/canuckschick )
January 15, 200521 yr damn... you must really looooooooooooove hockey!! lol HAHAHAHAHAH! i was thinking the same thing. I mean, Hockey...i'm a fan...but better than sex..well, good gosh. :stunned:
January 15, 200521 yr Author hahaha i love hockey, but not more than sex!!! (i mean, i am Canadian, but i'm human too! :rolleyes: )
January 15, 200521 yr Yeah, we know you're canadian. It says so in your name (and almost every single one of your posts, lol). I 'm just playing. :D
January 15, 200521 yr Author hahhaha well...yeah i'm Canadian...AND DAMN PROUD OF IT! :cool: :lol: :cool4:
January 15, 200521 yr Author hahaha oh yes...where else is violence encouraged in sports, beer a tradition, and hockey considered better than sex?!?!?!?! for it is, the great vast land of ice, snow, hot guys and penguins...CANADA! :cool: lmao
January 15, 200521 yr mmm, beer..gimmee gimmee gimmeeeeeeee beeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr MWAHAHAHAHA *burp* woah, excuse me..*ahem*
January 15, 200521 yr hahhaha well...yeah i'm Canadian...AND DAMN PROUD OF IT! :cool: :lol: :cool4: *sings* oh Canada..... la la laaaa dii daaaaaa thats all I know, eh. ;)
January 15, 200521 yr Ireland is like the ultimate beer loving country. But not in a funny way, in a "all our 12 year olds wake up in alleyways every sunday" kinda way.
January 15, 200521 yr Author Canada smells like poo sometimes. :) WHAT?!?!?!?! DONT MAKE ME COME DOWN THER TO TORONTO TO KICK UR ASS!!!!! CANADA DOES NOT SMELL LIKE POO!!!! (unless ur in calgary :rolleyes: ) .....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (gives 'er the evil eye, n grabs a beer, eh)
January 15, 200521 yr Canada smells like poo sometimes. :) WHAT?!?!?!?! DONT MAKE ME COME DOWN THER TO TORONTO TO KICK UR ASS!!!!! CANADA DOES NOT SMELL LIKE POO!!!! (unless ur in calgary :rolleyes: ) .....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (gives 'er the evil eye, n grabs a beer, eh) Yes it does. I can tell you exactly where it smells like poo too. Gerrard and Church. Poo city, man. Chill. It's not like I'm saying we're the worst country ever. I'm just saying that some areas smell like poo.
January 15, 200521 yr Well Gerrard and Church are two streets in the city that intersect. But everytime I pass by that area, poo! I'm not sure if it's b/c there's actual poo on the ground, but i don't see any...or if it's just some natural smell that comes out from the ground.
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