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Top Ten Reasons Hockey Is Better Than Sex

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or perhaps they keep a herd of cows underground? but what would they feed on..?

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sorry :embarrased: , bed time i think...

Top Ten Reasons Hockey Is Better Than Sex

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10. It's legal to play hockey professionally.

9. The puck is always hard.

8. The protective equipment is reusable and you don't even have to wash it.

7. It lasts a full hour.

6. You know you're finished when the horn goes off.

5. Your parents cheer when you score.

4. A two-on-one or three-on-one is not uncommon.

3. Periods last only 20 minutes.

2. You can count on it at least twice a week.

1. You can tell all of your friends about it afterward.

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^hope u guys thought that was funny! i sure did

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(for more funny hockey stuff go 2 my site: http://www.freewebs.com/canuckschick )

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oh my god!!! you're kidding rite??

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Top Ten Reasons Hockey Is Better Than Sex

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10. It's legal to play hockey professionally.

9. The puck is always hard.

8. The protective equipment is reusable and you don't even have to wash it.

7. It lasts a full hour.

6. You know you're finished when the horn goes off.

5. Your parents cheer when you score.

4. A two-on-one or three-on-one is not uncommon.

3. Periods last only 20 minutes.

2. You can count on it at least twice a week.

1. You can tell all of your friends about it afterward.

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^hope u guys thought that was funny! i sure did

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(for more funny hockey stuff go 2 my site: http://www.freewebs.com/canuckschick )

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oh my god!!! you're kidding rite??

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yes, yes i am

Unless you've been having sex with Albie.

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Then youre dead, dead serious.

Unless you've been having sex with Albie.

Oh lord! :lol: :lol:

Unless you've been having sex with Albie.

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Then youre dead, dead serious.

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notice how Reilly mentions me :rolleyes:

Albie.

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There, I mentioned you too. :smug:

you're different Laura :kiss:

you're my type of girl :blush: :)

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but that joined date always bring back memories :cry:

lol, this reminds me of an old saying, "Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard" :P :P :P

so true Eagle :wink3:

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