The following in an excerpt from a children's book,

"Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by

Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......

 

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your

new first name:

a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup

d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy

g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim

j = stinky k = flunky l = bootie

m = pinky n = zippy o = goober

p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy

s = snotty t = tootie u = d orkey

v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper

y = dinky z = zsa-zsa

 

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple b = toilet c = giggle

d = burger e = girdle f = barf

g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie

j = monkey k = potty l = liver

m = banana n = rhino o = bubble

p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard

s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken

v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu

y = gorilla z = stinker

 

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the

second half of your new last name:

a = head b = mouth c = face

d = nose e = tush f = breath

g = pants h = shorts i = lips

j = honker k = butt l = brain

m = tushie n = biscuits o = hiney

p = chunks q = toes r = buns

s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles

v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck

y = brains z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

 

William Jefferson Clinton is Bootie Liverbiscuits.

 

 

 

Say hello to Zippy Applesniffer!! :lol:

 

and your board owner is ....................................................................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Zippy Girdlebrain!!!!

Tootie Applehiney :vampire:

poopsie liverjuice

 

^with my real name..

 

chim-chim toadlips

 

^with my nick here.

:idea2:

 

sounds very strange to me. :/

 

*scares when find the translation in spanish*

lmao!!

 

Crusty Gizzardfanny

Hello my name is Tootie Chickenbrain ..nice to meet you...;) :lol:

:huh:

Buttercup ToiletSniffer :toilet:

Chim-chim Bubblehonker

I kinda like it :D

lumpy girdlehead :confused: :lol:

VO5 :) :smug:

Chim-chim Cootienose :( :sneaky:

albie read the directions first....

 

 

Bootie Appletush

Kyle -stop telling me what to do :angry: you moron

 

are you a mod ? :angry:

:lol: im a moron because i followed the directions, and you didnt. :laugh3:

 

 

oh alberto........ :rolleyes:

shut up, stop taking the piss out of me

 

I'm in a good mood

please guys stop :(

hi ari. :kiss:

whats your new name? :sneaky:

let's not fight or else someone will really get hurt :lol:

hi ari. :kiss:

whats your new name? :sneaky:

 

poopsie liverjuice

 

^with my real name..

 

chim-chim toadlips

 

^with my nick here.

 

how are you doing Kyle bro :kiss:

chim-chim pinky :thinking:

^ that's hot ali :cool:

lol glad someone thinks so :stunned:

^ :D

pinky? that must have another word with pinky :thinking:

 

anyways i think yours are better than mines :D

Mine's horrible :lol: :thinking:

 

Goober Chicken Breath :stunned: :lol: :rolleyes: