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The following in an excerpt from a children's book,

"Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by

Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......


Use the third letter of your first name to determine your

new first name:

a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup

d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy

g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim

j = stinky k = flunky l = bootie

m = pinky n = zippy o = goober

p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy

s = snotty t = tootie u = d orkey

v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper

y = dinky z = zsa-zsa


Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple b = toilet c = giggle

d = burger e = girdle f = barf

g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie

j = monkey k = potty l = liver

m = banana n = rhino o = bubble

p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard

s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken

v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu

y = gorilla z = stinker


Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the

second half of your new last name:

a = head b = mouth c = face

d = nose e = tush f = breath

g = pants h = shorts i = lips

j = honker k = butt l = brain

m = tushie n = biscuits o = hiney

p = chunks q = toes r = buns

s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles

v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck

y = brains z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.


William Jefferson Clinton is Bootie Liverbiscuits.




Say hello to Zippy Applesniffer!! :lol:


and your board owner is ....................................................................











Zippy Girdlebrain!!!!

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