Jenjie Posted February 13, 2005 Share Posted February 13, 2005 The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...... Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = bootie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie u = d orkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = biscuits o = hiney p = chunks q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. William Jefferson Clinton is Bootie Liverbiscuits. Say hello to Zippy Applesniffer!! :lol: and your board owner is .................................................................... Zippy Girdlebrain!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pharynx Posted February 13, 2005 Share Posted February 13, 2005 Tootie Applehiney :vampire: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darlene_Ihnfsa Posted February 13, 2005 Share Posted February 13, 2005 poopsie liverjuice ^with my real name.. chim-chim toadlips ^with my nick here. :idea2: sounds very strange to me. :/ *scares when find the translation in spanish* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Broken_Doll_ Posted February 13, 2005 Share Posted February 13, 2005 lmao!! Crusty Gizzardfanny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolyEsther Posted February 13, 2005 Share Posted February 13, 2005 Hello my name is Tootie Chickenbrain ..nice to meet you...;) :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAFE Posted February 13, 2005 Share Posted February 13, 2005 :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JaK- Posted February 13, 2005 Share Posted February 13, 2005 Buttercup ToiletSniffer :toilet: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abbi Posted February 13, 2005 Share Posted February 13, 2005 Chim-chim Bubblehonker I kinda like it :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i heart chrismartin Posted February 13, 2005 Share Posted February 13, 2005 lumpy girdlehead :confused: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albie Posted February 13, 2005 Share Posted February 13, 2005 VO5 :) :smug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mycdplayerisbroke Posted February 13, 2005 Share Posted February 13, 2005 Chim-chim Cootienose :( :sneaky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egghead Posted February 13, 2005 Share Posted February 13, 2005 albie read the directions first.... Bootie Appletush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albie Posted February 13, 2005 Share Posted February 13, 2005 Kyle -stop telling me what to do :angry: you moron are you a mod ? :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egghead Posted February 13, 2005 Share Posted February 13, 2005 :lol: im a moron because i followed the directions, and you didnt. :laugh3: oh alberto........ :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albie Posted February 13, 2005 Share Posted February 13, 2005 shut up, stop taking the piss out of me I'm in a good mood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darlene_Ihnfsa Posted February 13, 2005 Share Posted February 13, 2005 please guys stop :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egghead Posted February 13, 2005 Share Posted February 13, 2005 hi ari. :kiss: whats your new name? :sneaky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albie Posted February 13, 2005 Share Posted February 13, 2005 let's not fight or else someone will really get hurt :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darlene_Ihnfsa Posted February 13, 2005 Share Posted February 13, 2005 hi ari. :kiss: whats your new name? :sneaky: poopsie liverjuice ^with my real name.. chim-chim toadlips ^with my nick here. how are you doing Kyle bro :kiss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Ali* Posted February 13, 2005 Share Posted February 13, 2005 chim-chim pinky :thinking: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mycdplayerisbroke Posted February 13, 2005 Share Posted February 13, 2005 ^ that's hot ali :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Ali* Posted February 13, 2005 Share Posted February 13, 2005 lol glad someone thinks so :stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albie Posted February 13, 2005 Share Posted February 13, 2005 ^ :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darlene_Ihnfsa Posted February 13, 2005 Share Posted February 13, 2005 pinky? that must have another word with pinky :thinking: anyways i think yours are better than mines :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifi Posted February 13, 2005 Share Posted February 13, 2005 Mine's horrible :lol: :thinking: Goober Chicken Breath :stunned: :lol: :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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