would you like to stroke my beard?

 

well would ya?

 

*imaging me speaking in an australian accent and wearing a hat with dangly corks*

 

*and no i do not own a beard*

 

:D

if it had knots in it I'd have to use a comb :P

erm.....yes. *ahem*

If you had an Aussie accent I would be all over you. Nothing sexier than that. But no beard, no authentic Aussie accent, sorry Si, it's just not your day! LMAO

 

*cuddles*

I would, in fact.....come here Simon!!! *runs after him* :D

na thanks :-o altho i am tempted!!!

Si's obviously not feeling so well ... :shock:

 

There there, Si, slip back into that nice white coat, why don't you? 8)

 

Look! Here's a lovely soft room for you to roll about in ..... :D

 

(only kidding ;) )

*rolls over*

 

now tickle my tummy :D

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

*rolls over*

 

now tickle my tummy :D

yay he does tricks.

lol

Simon! you have such a funny way of thinking! I love it! :D

:D :D :D :D

 

I hate people touching my neck. It could snap.

 

*goes to random thought thread* :roll:

:D :D :D :D

 

I hate people touching my neck. It could snap.

 

*goes to random thought thread* :roll:

 

Aww... my neck is my weakness... :oops: ;)

Si do you fetch sticks? :P

you bethcha :D

 

*goes to nibble Maria's neck* :twisted: