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Brit Speak 101

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Well, so many yanks on the baord, why not educate them in the way to speak, they can wow their friends with new lingo.

 

Here's how it works.....

 

the americans can ask for the british meaning of a word, we reply...

 

and british can give a few translations of their own... for exmaple

 

Boner = hard on, stiffy

Hot = fit

Having a period = the decorators are in

haircut = ears lowered

trash = rubbish

Trunk = boot (of a car)

Cell phone = mobile phone

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:laugh3: I am sooooooooooooooo going to use 'the decorators are in' next month!!

 

 

what part of Britian are you from?? I need to learn some regional lingos..

man...i got my ears lowered and it looks really fit but i couldnt get back to me flat because i locked my mobile in the boot...damnit

I have a question.. why do you pronounce the word aluminum as aluminium... ??

haha funny good use of words

well guys I am outta here gots other thangs to do yaw be good now!

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we pronounce it, alu min e um....god knows why, i don't get why your pronounciation is different

 

jon: a haircut doesn't look fit...it looks "tight" or "good"...but the girl looking fit and giving you a bit of a stiffy is fine...if it was half a stiffy, use "semi".

 

Bin = trash can

Sofa = settee

erm

 

I'm brom bimringham Cam, the middle of england, but the regional dialect around ehre is awful, you don't want to know any

ok nite Jon nite Camille

 

peace out hommies!

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no no no, you don't say semi stuffy, just semi.

 

i got a semi (means i'm half hard)

 

Penis = dick (well dick most common word used over here)

Breat = boobs/tits (most commonly used words here)

pants = trousers over here

Underwear = pants (over here)

this thread is pants. :dozey:

 

 

 

:P

we pronounce it, alu min e um....god knows why, i don't get why your pronounciation is different

 

jon: a haircut doesn't look fit...it looks "tight" or "good"...but the girl looking fit and giving you a bit of a stiffy is fine...if it was half a stiffy, use "semi".

 

Bin = trash can

Sofa = settee

erm

 

I'm brom bimringham Cam, the middle of england, but the regional dialect around ehre is awful, you don't want to know any

 

nite Jon! x

 

 

Majson- so in your opinion.. which region is the hardest to understand... because sometimes you Brits speak waaaay to fast for me to understand!!

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jerk off = wank

 

Egghead is a prick = egghead is an idoit

Egghead is a wanker = egghead is a jerkoff

 

no offence mr

this thread is pants. :dozey:

 

 

 

:P

 

is that brit speak??

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hardest to understand....

 

Well Newcastle people can be hard to udnerstand (geordies), Brummies can be hard to understand too (birmingham, my homeland), scottish people and welsh people who speak in very broad accents.

hardest to understand....

 

Well Newcastle people can be hard to udnerstand (geordies), Brummies can be hard to understand too (birmingham, my homeland), scottish people and welsh people who speak in very broad accents.

 

 

so true! I worked with a woman from Scotland... she was a tough one to figure out at times!! lol

 

I love to listen to the british accents though.. its a nice change.. and they can say anything and make it sound so eloquent!! lol

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hehe, maybe i'll speak into my mic for you and make you wet

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fall = autumn

fall = autumn

 

 

 

this was pointed out to me a few months back :rolleyes:

 

 

subway= the tube

elevator=lift

potato chips=crisps

 

:wink3: see I know a few!!

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