Licking Bob Geldof

who tastes like

Sugar and dogs.

In a town

called bethlehem jesus

found a bag

with jesus juice

that was soooooooo

sweet and sugary

but simultaneously reeked

of strawberrys. Yestersday

all my troubles

seemed so close

but when my

mom calls me :lol:

I hide, terrified.

because i saw

her doing a

cherry pie that

looked like it

was tried to

fart and burp.

Suddenly darkness. Then

The Darkness came

and looked silly