I tried to come up with a ditty

That was clever and clean and still witty

But my failure was utter

Guess my mind's in the gutter

Every one I came up with was shitty

 

Not mine but its a good start :P

cool i`m no poet

i'm no poet either.....but can we post actual poems from poets?? :-o

course :D

hhhmmmmm.... i want a limerick! :D but i'm not english so you guys have to help a bit, cant think of any

i used to write limericks when i was a young lass

come on then, let's here 'em!

tomorrow my (english) class is gonna to do a poetry session . So, here is mine (nothing special)

:sad:

 

Tempt

 

 

 

I hope you pass me by

To sing to me your lullaby

And I’ll show the secrets, the sky and the birds

If you fill me in with your words

 

You know, you got to get out of that whole

To realise out here there’s a big wide world

And look at things the other way

This isn’t your final day

 

I’m searching for your soul

I’m here doing my best,

I would never stop even if I could

But I’m tired of your “you should, you should”

 

Without you nothing holds significance and relevance

Cause you’re my balance,

That’s why I’ll always be here as your mate

And I’ll always hold on to my faith

YAY!!! I'm gonna find some ace poems.. :P

There was a young lady called Chrissy

Who drank gallons and gallons of fizzy.

Then all bloated and windy, she floated straight up the chimbly,

And sang on the roof in a tizzy.

 

:D :roll: :shrug: :D

LOL :D i liked that one!!!!! one more! about ian :twisted:

I tried for AGES to do one about Ian - but nothing rhymes with 'Ian' !!! :?

come on then, let's here 'em!

 

they are written in polish

:? to bad..... what DOES rhyme with Ian.... Mian...that's not a word....the name Kian :-o you're right, not a good name (in this context anyway :P )

... or even Liam ..... But try and get THAT into a limerick about Ian .....

 

Our site admin guy is called Ian,

And everyone's pleased when they see 'im.

But his pash for Oasis ... blah blah blah bla -asis ... (!)

And he's now quite convinced he is Liam.

 

Well I tried .... :sad: :oops: :(

:lol: :lol: :lol: yay! it worked.... a bit :shrug: :D

if i never felt this way

never knew the pain

if i hadn't fallen

would i be the same?

 

:)

:cry: are you talking about childbirth? :lol:

haha chrissy are you talking about me?! cause i'm sure i'm not talking about childbirth! *lol* i dunno what mine's about. i just made it up!

it's good, you're a true poet... you could intrepret it as childbirth lol :D

haha you are the creative thinker obviously chrissy! i would have never thought of that! :)

lol :lol:

haha you are the creative thinker obviously chrissy! i would have never thought of that! :)

i like to think so :P