Chris: "OK, who wants a tenner?"

 

Chris: "I can't believe I missed tonight's episode of CSI Miami"

 

:lol: random!

Chris: "What the...!? There's a scratch on my piano!! Damn you, Apple!!"

 

:lol: good one!

 

Piano: [gay voice] "That silly Chris is such a player. Teehee."

 

Chris: (thinking) "Make Trade Fair. Make Trade Fair. Make Trade Fair"

Will: (thinking) "Hair implants. Hair implants. Hair implants"

Guy: (thinking) "Booze. Booze. Booze"

Jonny: (thinking) "Sex with Chris. Sex with Chris. Sex with Chris""

LOL

 

poor jonnn-ay darling

 

All: "So where's that damn stage?"

 

Chris (to Apple): "Who's the silly daddy-waddy?"

 

Chris: "I can't believe I missed tonight's episode of CSI Miami"

 

:lol: random!

 

mirror mirror on the wall who's the acest of them all?

 

lovin' this thread :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Chris: (thinking) "Make Trade Fair. Make Trade Fair. Make Trade Fair"

Will: (thinking) "Hair implants. Hair implants. Hair implants"

Guy: (thinking) "Booze. Booze. Booze"

Jonny: (thinking) "Sex with Chris. Sex with Chris. Sex with Chris""

 

 

haha :lol: thats so funny!!!!!

i know i love that one! as i said, poor jonn-ay darling! :P :kiss:

Apple: I'm looking at the stars but they aren't shining for me Daddy.

 

Chris: You are hard to please Apple darling...you've got an actress mother, a Coldplay member father, custom pink earmuffs, pink and brown baby Pumas and some designer Mongolian bandit boots...what more do you want???

 

Apple: A signed copy of "Ode To Deodorant."

 

Chris: That does it young lady! Go to your room!

 

 

Chris: "Radiohead are soooo wrong. 2+2 clearly isn't 5. It's THIS much. God, I'm so smart"

Will: "Hmm... that much, ey? I gotta remember that, so I can show my mum and dad next week how smart I am too"

Jonny: "Ahhh man.. I feel so damn hungover. My poor head. Oh well, at least I won last night's beer contest from Guy.

Guy: "Whatever. I wasn't thirsty anyway"

 

haha thats pretty good!!

LOL! :lol: :lol:

 

I loved that one with the "So where that damn stage anyway??" The rest were brilliant too. I especially liked Guy's response to Jonny, "Whatever. I wasn't thirsty anyway." xD

 

This thread is great!

 

Oh, and the big picture with Chris and the crowd, could also be an actual Chris quote:

 

Fan: I love you Chris!

Chris: You don't know me! I'm a twat!

 

xD

:lol: ah. i can't stop laughing. :D

so funny quotes :lol:

Fan: I love you Chris!

Chris: You don't know me! I'm a twat!

 

xD

 

haha he I think its so funny when people say things like that to him. I know on Live leak some one yelled "I love you" and he said " Are you sure? you've never seen me naked, i can garentee that would be a turn off" i thought it was really funny.

he said it at live 8?

No Live leak on mtv.

oh ok. ;)

 

Jonny: I swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth.

Chris: *singing* Stop in the name of love.. before you break my heart...

Guy: 3 Stella's please !

Will: Could I leave for a second? I feel kinda sick...

 

Denise sis! You rawk!!! hahahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Fan: I love you Chris!

Chris: You don't know me! I'm a twat!

 

xD

 

haha he I think its so funny when people say things like that to him. I know on Live leak some one yelled "I love you" and he said " Are you sure? you've never seen me naked, i can garentee that would be a turn off" i thought it was really funny.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: such a brilliant answer :D

 

Chris: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPLE!!!!!"

Jonny: "She can't hear you. She's at the other side of the world right now, you moron"

Guy: "God, why am I even here. What's the point of it all, seriously..."

Will: "I wonder what it would feel like if I'd stick a needle into of my nipples"

 

Will: "Sooner or later, I will become the lead singer of Coldplay and get all the chicks. Mark my words!"

Guy: "Sooner or later, I will become the bald drummer of Coldplay and get all the chicks. Mark my words!"

Chris: "Sooner or later, I will go solo so I can make EVEN MORE money and get all the chicks. Mark my words!"

Jonny: "Sooner or later, I will get nasty with Chris in bed. Mark my words!"

 

Chris: "K, on my cue, pull the trigger and kill that crazy frog son of a b*tch"