August 24, 200520 yr Jonny : ah ah Chris is trying to chat up Guy but I know that he is testing me. Will: Chris stop, I'm jealous. Chris: Guy, I'm testing the jonny's reaction ;) Guy: ok ok Chris no problem but in return I want a pack of beer. :D
August 24, 200520 yr Chris :: Yeaaaahhhh they said I was the most sexy vegetarian in the world hooraaaaaaaay Jonny :: Oh, come on Chris, I don't think anybody cares about that vote, look, nobody's looking at you Guy :: Yeah, I think Jon's right you're not so sexy ... and I AM the most sexy beer drinker in the world Will :: Chris ? You're wearing blacks soxes with white shoes... Do you think it's really sexy ? Good one Olive :thumbsup: Guy : Hurry up and finish that song chris,I have to go pee pee !!!!! Chris : Lights wiiilll guuiiiiiiide youuuuu hooommeeeeee ...... Good one Juju :cool:
August 24, 200520 yr Your welcome A whisper ;) I've found it whth a link given by the website :http://guyberryman.net/main/modules/news/ ;)
August 25, 200520 yr Jonny : ah ah Chris is trying to chat up Guy but I know that he is testing me. Will: Chris stop, I'm jealous. Chris: Guy, I'm testing the jonny's reaction ;) Guy: ok ok Chris no problem but in return I want a pack of beer. :D lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: great!!!
August 25, 200520 yr Voiceover (Judi Dench type): And for just £2 a month you can help lead singers overcome their severe dandruff problems caused from months of touring. This is Chris. Before his dandruff problem he was a handsome, upstanding man in a popular rhythm and beat group, The Coldplays. Now he plays piano in a gay bar. He claims this was his ambition but we know he longs for the days where he was strutting his stuff in venues all around the world. Remember all calls are handled by professionals and every 100th caller recieves a signed photo of Guy Berryman's cousin. A must for any true Coldplays fan. Thankyou.
August 25, 200520 yr :lol: :lol: :lol: that is COMEDY if ever ive seen it :lol: :lol: :lol: dandruff...im still laughing
August 30, 200520 yr The reason why coldplay didn't have any wedding day photos released to the public. Gwyns under the pile of rice ;)
August 30, 200520 yr Johnny: Guy... heheheh... hahah.. EXPOSED HIS PENIS UNDER THE TABLE!! HAHAHAH!! Guy: SHUT UP. NO ONE WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW. haha I'm sorry... I had to....
August 31, 200520 yr Excellent! So funny!! Perhaps Guy needs to get his bladder checked? He also seems to make things interesting when he gets bored. . . :lol:
August 31, 200520 yr Johnny: Guy... heheheh... hahah.. EXPOSED HIS PENIS UNDER THE TABLE!! HAHAHAH!! Guy: SHUT UP. NO ONE WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW. haha I'm sorry... I had to.... lmao :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: great racheld :D !!!!
September 1, 200520 yr Chris: Give us a kiss then, Gwynnie Poo, dearie sugar-pie. Gwyneth: God, Chris. You've got last night's soya bean and eggplant boiled in asparagus soup stuck in between your teeth. It's really quite horrible, you know.
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