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!*!*!*!X-TREME BUMPING THREADORAMA!*!*!*!

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hah!! you slag off my mega 12 days worth of bump, :P but now everyone's bumpin' again :D

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OMFGSSSSWTWDINBEWAIIAOC!!

 

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BUMP!!!!!!!!

 

 

[scroll:481bc8fb06]BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/scroll:481bc8fb06]

 

 

Bump

 

bump

BUMPDY DUMP DUMP

 

BUMP!

My mind is tellin me no but my body my body's tellin me yes

I (baby) don't want to hurt nobody

But there is something that I must confess........... (chill)

 

[Chorus: repeat 4x]

I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind

I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind

 

See I know just what you want and I know just what you need girl

So baby bring your body to me (bring your body here)

I'm not fooling around with you baby

My love is true (with you) with you is where I want to be, girl see

I need someone someone like me to satisfy your every needs

 

[Chorus 4x]

 

You say he's not treating you right

Then lady spend the night now

I'll love you like you need to be love (girl why don't you try some of me)

No need to look no more because I've opened up my door

You'll never feel another love you see

I need someone, someone like me girl to make love to you baby constanly

boingggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg said Zebedee

what are we going to win?

porn

 

 

 

i cant believe ppl are still bumping this...

 

 

o wel... bump :o

Clang ,clang, clang went the trolley

Ding, ding, ding went the bell

Zing, zing, zing went my heartstrings as we started for Huntington Dell.

Chug, chug, chug went the motor

Bump, bump, bump went the brake

Thump, thump, thump went my heartstrings as we glided for Huntington Lake.

The day was bright, the air was sweet

The smell of honeysuckle charmed me off my feet

I tried to sing, but couldn抰 squeak

In fact I felt so good I couldn抰 even speak

Buzz, buzz, buzz went the buzzer

Time to all disembark,

Time to fall went my heartstrings as we got off at Huntington Park

As we got off at Huntington Park.

 

~Judy~

With my high-starched collar, and my high-topped shoes

And my hair piled high upon my head

I went to lose a jolly hour on the Trolley and lost my heart instead.

With his light brown derby and his bright green tie

He was quite the handsomest of men

I started to yen, so I counted to ten the I counted to ten again

Clang, clang, clang went the trolley

Ding, ding, ding went the bell

Zing, zing, zing went my heartstrings

From the moment I saw him I fell

Chug, chug, chug went the motor

Bump, bump, bump went the brake

Thump, thump, thump went my heartstrings

When he smiled I could feel the car shake

He tipped his hat, and took a seat

He said he hoped he hadn抰 stepped upon my feet

He asked my name, I held my breath

I couldn抰 speak because he scared me half to death

Chug, chug, chug went the motor

Plop, plop, plop went the wheels

Stop, stop, stop went my heartstrings

As he started to go then I started to know how it feels

When the universe reels

 

~All~

The day was bright, the air was sweet

The smell of honeysuckle charmed you off you抮e feet

You tried to sing, but couldn抰 squeaks

In fact, you loved him so you couldn抰 even speak

 

~Judy~

Buzz, buzz, buzz went the buzzer

Plop, plop, plop went the wheels

Stop, stop, stop went my heartstrings

As he started to leave I took hold of his sleeve with my hand

And as if it were planned he stay on with me

And it was grand just to stand with his hand holding mine

To the end of the line

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:stunned:

 

Jenjie will win a prize for her dedication to this thread

 

bump

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Ouff :nice:

 

Bump

This is boring

BUMP

><Bump><

[scratching]DJ please

Pick up your phone

I'm on the request line[scratching]

This is a Missy Elliott one time exclusive

 

[Chorus]

Is it worth it, let me work it

I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it

It's (I put thing down, flip and reverse it)*Backwards 2x*

If you got a big [elephant], let me search it

To find out how hard I gotta work ya

It's (I put thing down, flip and reverse it)*Backwards 2x*

 

[Verse 1]

I'd like to get to know ya, so I can show ya

Put the pussy on ya, like I told ya

Gimme all your numbers so I can phone ya

Your girl acting stank than call me ova

Not on the bed, lay me on your sofa

Call before you come, I need to shave my chocha

You do or you don't or you will or you won't cha

Go downtown and eat it like a vulcha

See my hips and my tips don't cha

See my ass and my lips don't cha

Lost a few pounds in my whiffs for ya

This the kinda beat that go bha ta ta

Ra ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta

Sex me so good I say blah blah blah

Work it, I need a glass of wata

Boy oh boy its good to know ya

 

[repeat chorus]

 

[verse 2]

If you're a fly gyal, then get your nails done

Get a pedicure, get your hair did

Boy lift it up, lets make a toasta

Lets get drunk, its gon bring us closa

Don't I look like a HalleBerry posta?

See dem Belvedere playin tricks on ya

Girlfriend wanna be like me neva

You won't find a bitch that's even betta

I make it hot as Las Vegas weatha

Listen up close while I take you backwards

(Watch the way Missy like to take it backwards)*Backwards*

I'm not a prostitute but I can give you whatchu want

I love your braids and your mouth full of fonts

Love the way my ass bump bump bump bump bump bump

Keep your eyes on my bump bump bump bump bump

And think you can handle this ga-dunk ga-dunk dunk

Take my thong off and my ass go boom

Cut the lights off so you see what I can do

 

[repeat chorus]

 

[verse 3]

Boys, boys, all type of boys

Black, white, Puerto Rican, Chinese boys

???? thanga thang, ???? thanga thang

Girls, girls, get that cash

If its not a foul shakin that ass

Ain't no shame ladies, do your thang

Just make sure you ahead of tha game

 

Just cuz I got a lot of fame supa

Prince couldn't get me change my name howpa

Kunta Kinte, enslave a game, no se

Picture black sayin oh yesa massa

Picture Lil' Kim dating a pastor

Minute man big red can outlast ya

Who is the best, I don't have to ask ya

When I come out, you won't even matta

Why you act dumb like ughhh, duh

So you act dumb like ughhh, duh

And the drummer boy go pa rum pum pum pum

Give ya some some, some of this in a bun

 

[repeat chorus]

 

To my fellas, ooooh

Good God, I like the way you work that

[scratching]

To my ladies, woo

You sure know how to work that, good God

<Bump>

you guys are rubbish!! :P :D :lol:

 

BUMP!

How come my post above doesn't say anything? :huh: I so remember I typed "Bump!" on it.. :confused:

 

Anyways, bump...

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