Just seen this on another site and thought it was quite funny. So I'm going to share it with you!

 

 

Back in the Swinging Sixties, Michael Caine is holding a big showbiz party in his swanky new house. Everyone who's anyone is there - top stars from the worlds of movies and music, fashion and art. There's marijuana, the best wines that money can buy, oysters, champagne, Lennon and McCartney are helping themselves at the bar, Jim Morrison and his band are sitting on the couch singing "Light My Fire", and over in the corner, George Peppard's getting very pally with Sophia Loren.

All's going really well, until Jim Morrison decides he's bored out of his skull, and wants to go home for an early night curled up with a good book.

"Oi, Jim," objects Michael Caine, "party's just got started. How's about I get one of 'the ladies' to take you into the spare bedroom for a bit of 'how's yer father?'"

"OK," nods Jim , "as long as she does the rest of the band, too." "Not a problem, Jim," smiles Michael, as he pulls a young dolly bird in close and whispers some instructions in her ear.

Half an hour later, the young lass is just wiping her chin, when in walks Ringo Starr from the Beatles.

"Alright, luv?" he drones, "don't suppose you fancy extending that service to me, do you?"

The young woman thinks about this for a second, then says "What the hell!" and proceeds to unzip Ringo's fly and get to work.

Ringo's having a grand time, until, mere moments before the end, the door flies open and Michael Caine bursts in. He grabs

the young girl by the back of the hair and slaps her hard across the face! "Wh-what was that for?" she whimpers.

"I told you," Caine snarls..... "You were only s'posed to blow the bloody Doors off..."

:lol: poor girl :wink3:

Oh Jenjie :disappointed:

oooooooh that reminds me, i saw michael caine in oxford at the end of july! :o

 

we were walking down the drive where they film harry potter and he drove past us in a mercedes! there were loadsa vans from bristol television there so i dunno what they were filming, but i was stunned!

that is brilliant

:lol: :stunned:

:lol: :lol: :lol: Ah now thats COMEDY!!! :D

Not a lot of people know that.......................................... :D