My momma's so fat, when she steps on the scale it says "One at a time please"

I'd laugh, but it's probably true.

In my case, I'm the fat one. 332 kilos, I guess. Anyway, I've stopped giving importance to my weight.

 

Can you even walk? :\

No I can't. My feet have disappeared into my blubber. :\

Yeah, I can but I'd rather not since I have everything I need right next to me

 

Oh, now I understand everything

Please, watch Wall-E and you'll find the right answers concerning your fat

Oh, now I understand everything

Please, watch Wall-E and you'll find the right answers concerning your fat

I would mis-quote you but everything you are saying about me is true.

 

 

The fat, the Wall-E, the constant masturbation! :disappointed:

 

 

Oh, wait....you never said anything about masturbation, did you? :uhoh:

 

 

 

 

:\

:lol:

 

I mean, is that true? :uhoh2:

Every word. :disappointed:

But...you've said you can't walk because your feet have disappeared into your blubber... :\

It's true, that's why I sit on the couch and masturbate all day! :cry:

Ok :daisy:

 

You may be laughing hardly at my face right now :juggle:

It's true, that's why I shit on the table and masturbate all dogs! :cry:

:lol:

sorry

could not resist

:lol:

sorry

could piss without someone holding it for me

Ewwwww

Have I said that today I bought a new and very huge David Hasselhof picture??? But I don't know where to hang it :confused:

 

Maybe you should hang it on a wall? :D

Maybe I should cover the wall in snot? :D

disgusting

oh, can I lend my snots to you? :rolleyes:

 

No, thanks. I think I'm gonna refuse an idea of covering my walls with it! :)

No, thanks. I think I'd better have a meal with them! :)

whatever you say

Then... may I suggest you some recipes? Because I always eat such meals, I love them!

 

Ok, It seems you're a good cook! :D And you'll be the first to taste it!

Oh, it seems like you suck!

 

That's right! Very correct!

That's great!! But I have no idea what to say

in fact, me neither :D

^FAIL

^I AM AN EPIC FAIL

tell us something we don't know please nick

You fail again because you left the up arrow (^) in the quote, implying I was talking about the poster above me.

 

 

 

I've never done this before, but you deserve it ricardo:

 

 

DOUBLE FAIL

 

I've never done this before, but I deserve it:

 

 

I AM A DOUBLE FAIL

...

ok

Hey! Don't say you're a double fail! I had to win the biggest loser cup without a rival!

 

Don't worry, we see that you're the biggest loser. ;)

Hey! I am the biggest loser here! :D

 

No, you're not!