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The Job Predictor

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Left Leg Missing, Your ideal job is a Brain Surgeon.

 

:smug:

alyssa, Your ideal job is a Lap Dancer.

 

Wow... okay? lol

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:wink3:

Eric, Your ideal job is a Mime Artist.

 

.... all these years...

how did all y'all get porn directors and lap dancers and I got to be a mime???

how did all y'all get porn directors and lap dancers and I got to be a mime???

 

I think I'd rather be a mime.

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it's better be a mime

 

no way! i hate those fuckers

Okay, I got the weirdest:

 

Gwendolyne, Your ideal job is a Ping pong ball inspector.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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WTF????? no way...

 

hahah my best friend got "King of the world"

^ :lol:

 

ok i tried mine twice and both times i got:

 

val, Your ideal job is a Alien investigator.

:stunned:

tried kekita:

kekita, Your ideal job is a Air Steward(ess). :wink3:

what???????????????????? i should be a housekeeper! ok, now im depressed! :stunned:

^ don't worry try your full name or your nick its different.

 

anyway what if u were housekeeper to the Martins :stunned: :sneaky:

or Mr. Berryman's maid! :wink3:

Loreto, Your ideal job is a God for everyone.

Okay, I got the weirdest:

 

Gwendolyne, Your ideal job is a Ping pong ball inspector.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

I'M A PING PONG BALL INSPECTOR TOO! :cool:

PING POLL BALL INSPECTOR.. that sounds.. em... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

you mocking the ping pong ball inspectors? :angry:

 

:kiss: :cool:

you know...im gonna be a fucking porn director....what a cool future

 

I have a friend who's graduated from university already and he's now a video editor for pornography.

Yeah, he's making good money and he basically gets to watch porn all day....over and over.

I but Jonny from Coldplay and they said

 

Jonny, Your ideal job is a Lap Dancer.

 

:lol: :lol: :P

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