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in a galaxy far far away where life isn't possible lived a guy named Bob.Most of the time he was called "Bob the Mob" who liked to play gangster Bonnie Raitt. He also have a little dog called "insane yellow thing" who loves to eat little, insane peoples from the Earth. Meanwhile there was another man with another golden opportunity to shine eventually on Bob's brainless head, his name is Guy Berryman a.k.a sex god of the highlands of Scotland and also of the Coldplaying Clan. This was Guy's first foray into the heavens.The moment when Guy met Sally was very magical as they eloped right after they stared at a large rock where a gnome sat atop and sung a beautiful song

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in a galaxy far far away where life isn't possible lived a guy named Bob.Most of the time he was called "Bob the Mob" who liked to play gangster Bonnie Raitt. He also have a little dog called "insane yellow thing" who loves to eat little, insane peoples from the Earth. Meanwhile there was another man with another golden opportunity to shine eventually on Bob's brainless head, his name is Guy Berryman a.k.a sex god of the highlands of Scotland and also of the Coldplaying Clan. This was Guy's first foray into the heavens.The moment when Guy met Sally was very magical as they eloped right after they stared at a large rock where a gnome sat atop and sung a beautiful song about life in general. But

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in a galaxy far far away where life isn't possible lived a guy named Bob.Most of the time he was called "Bob the Mob" who liked to play gangster Bonnie Raitt. He also have a little dog called "insane yellow thing" who loves to eat little' date=' insane peoples from the Earth. Meanwhile there was another man with another golden opportunity to shine eventually on Bob's brainless head, his name is Guy Berryman a.k.a sex god of the highlands of Scotland and also of the Coldplaying Clan. This was Guy's first foray into the heavens.The moment when Guy met Sally was very magical as they eloped right after they stared at a large rock where a gnome sat atop and sung a beautiful song about life in general. But[/quote']

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in a galaxy far far away where life isn't possible lived a guy named Bob.Most of the time he was called "Bob the Mob" who liked to play gangster Bonnie Raitt. He also have a little dog called "insane yellow thing" who loves to eat little, insane peoples from the Earth. Meanwhile there was another man with another golden opportunity to shine eventually on Bob's brainless head, his name is Guy Berryman a.k.a sex god of the highlands of Scotland and also of the Coldplaying Clan. This was Guy's first foray into the heavens.The moment when Guy met Sally was very magical as they eloped right after they stared at a large rock where a gnome sat atop and sung a beautiful song about life in general. But soon they had to split because of the infestation

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in a galaxy far far away where life isn't possible lived a guy named Bob.Most of the time he was called "Bob the Mob" who liked to play gangster Bonnie Raitt. He also have a little dog called "insane yellow thing" who loves to eat little, insane peoples from the Earth. Meanwhile there was another man with another golden opportunity to shine eventually on Bob's brainless head, his name is Guy Berryman a.k.a sex god of the highlands of Scotland and also of the Coldplaying Clan. This was Guy's first foray into the heavens.The moment when Guy met Sally was very magical as they eloped right after they stared at a large rock where a gnome sat atop and sung a beautiful song about life in general. But soon they had to split because of the infestation of little rat like things

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in a galaxy far far away where life isn't possible lived a guy named Bob.Most of the time he was called "Bob the Mob" who liked to play gangster Bonnie Raitt. He also have a little dog called "insane yellow thing" who loves to eat little, insane peoples from the Earth. Meanwhile there was another man with another golden opportunity to shine eventually on Bob's brainless head, his name is Guy Berryman a.k.a sex god of the highlands of Scotland and also of the Coldplaying Clan. This was Guy's first foray into the heavens.The moment when Guy met Sally was very magical as they eloped right after they stared at a large rock where a gnome sat atop and sung a beautiful song about life in general. But soon they had to split because of the infestation of little rat like things were nibbling at their feet

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in a galaxy far far away where life isn't possible lived a guy named Bob.Most of the time he was called "Bob the Mob" who liked to play gangster Bonnie Raitt. He also have a little dog called "insane yellow thing" who loves to eat little, insane peoples from the Earth. Meanwhile there was another man with another golden opportunity to shine eventually on Bob's brainless head, his name is Guy Berryman a.k.a sex god of the highlands of Scotland and also of the Coldplaying Clan. This was Guy's first foray into the heavens.The moment when Guy met Sally was very magical as they eloped right after they stared at a large rock where a gnome sat atop and sung a beautiful song about life in general. But soon they had to split because of the infestation of little rat like things were nibbling at their feet suddenly they moved squashing the

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in a galaxy far far away where life isn't possible lived a guy named Bob.Most of the time he was called "Bob the Mob" who liked to play gangster Bonnie Raitt. He also have a little dog called "insane yellow thing" who loves to eat little, insane peoples from the Earth. Meanwhile there was another man with another golden opportunity to shine eventually on Bob's brainless head, his name is Guy Berryman a.k.a sex god of the highlands of Scotland and also of the Coldplaying Clan. This was Guy's first foray into the heavens.The moment when Guy met Sally was very magical as they eloped right after they stared at a large rock where a gnome sat atop and sung a beautiful song about life in general. But soon they had to split because of the infestation of little rat like things were nibbling at their feet suddenly they moved squashing the rats with their mouths

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in a galaxy far far away where life isn't possible lived a guy named Bob.Most of the time he was called "Bob the Mob" who liked to play gangster Bonnie Raitt. He also have a little dog called "insane yellow thing" who loves to eat little, insane peoples from the Earth. Meanwhile there was another man with another golden opportunity to shine eventually on Bob's brainless head, his name is Guy Berryman a.k.a sex god of the highlands of Scotland and also of the Coldplaying Clan. This was Guy's first foray into the heavens.The moment when Guy met Sally was very magical as they eloped right after they stared at a large rock where a gnome sat atop and sung a beautiful song about life in general. But soon they had to split because of the infestation of little rat like things were nibbling at their feet suddenly they moved squashing the rats with their mouths ew that smells bad said the rat exterminator named Bill.

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in a galaxy far far away where life isn't possible lived a guy named Bob.Most of the time he was called "Bob the Mob" who liked to play gangster Bonnie Raitt. He also have a little dog called "insane yellow thing" who loves to eat little, insane peoples from the Earth. Meanwhile there was another man with another golden opportunity to shine eventually on Bob's brainless head, his name is Guy Berryman a.k.a sex god of the highlands of Scotland and also of the Coldplaying Clan. This was Guy's first foray into the heavens.The moment when Guy met Sally was very magical as they eloped right after they stared at a large rock where a gnome sat atop and sung a beautiful song about life in general. But soon they had to split because of the infestation of little rat like things were nibbling at their feet suddenly they moved squashing the rats with their mouths ew that smells bad said the rat exterminator named Bill. Bill then proceeded to cut

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in a galaxy far far away where life isn't possible lived a guy named Bob.Most of the time he was called "Bob the Mob" who liked to play gangster Bonnie Raitt. He also have a little dog called "insane yellow thing" who loves to eat little, insane peoples from the Earth. Meanwhile there was another man with another golden opportunity to shine eventually on Bob's brainless head, his name is Guy Berryman a.k.a sex god of the highlands of Scotland and also of the Coldplaying Clan. This was Guy's first foray into the heavens.The moment when Guy met Sally was very magical as they eloped right after they stared at a large rock where a gnome sat atop and sung a beautiful song about life in general. But soon they had to split because of the infestation of little rat like things were nibbling at their feet suddenly they moved squashing the rats with their mouths ew that smells bad said the rat exterminator named Bill. Bill then proceeded to cut each of the rat's testicles

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in a galaxy far far away where life isn't possible lived a guy named Bob.Most of the time he was called "Bob the Mob" who liked to play gangster Bonnie Raitt. He also have a little dog called "insane yellow thing" who loves to eat little, insane peoples from the Earth. Meanwhile there was another man with another golden opportunity to shine eventually on Bob's brainless head, his name is Guy Berryman a.k.a sex god of the highlands of Scotland and also of the Coldplaying Clan. This was Guy's first foray into the heavens.The moment when Guy met Sally was very magical as they eloped right after they stared at a large rock where a gnome sat atop and sung a beautiful song about life in general. But soon they had to split because of the infestation of little rat like things were nibbling at their feet suddenly they moved squashing the rats with their mouths ew that smells bad said the rat exterminator named Bill. Bill then proceeded to cut each of the rat's testicles with his trusty little screwdriver

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in a galaxy far far away where life isn't possible lived a guy named Bob.Most of the time he was called "Bob the Mob" who liked to play gangster Bonnie Raitt. He also have a little dog called "insane yellow thing" who loves to eat little, insane peoples from the Earth. Meanwhile there was another man with another golden opportunity to shine eventually on Bob's brainless head, his name is Guy Berryman a.k.a sex god of the highlands of Scotland and also of the Coldplaying Clan. This was Guy's first foray into the heavens.The moment when Guy met Sally was very magical as they eloped right after they stared at a large rock where a gnome sat atop and sung a beautiful song about life in general. But soon they had to split because of the infestation of little rat like things were nibbling at their feet suddenly they moved squashing the rats with their mouths ew that smells bad said the rat exterminator named Bill. Bill then proceeded to cut each of the rat's testicles with his trusty little screwdriver and some sharp power tools

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in a galaxy far far away where life isn't possible lived a guy named Bob.Most of the time he was called "Bob the Mob" who liked to play gangster Bonnie Raitt. He also have a little dog called "insane yellow thing" who loves to eat little, insane peoples from the Earth. Meanwhile there was another man with another golden opportunity to shine eventually on Bob's brainless head, his name is Guy Berryman a.k.a sex god of the highlands of Scotland and also of the Coldplaying Clan. This was Guy's first foray into the heavens.The moment when Guy met Sally was very magical as they eloped right after they stared at a large rock where a gnome sat atop and sung a beautiful song about life in general. But soon they had to split because of the infestation of little rat like things were nibbling at their feet suddenly they moved squashing the rats with their mouths ew that smells bad said the rat exterminator named Bill. Bill then proceeded to cut each of the rat's testicles with his trusty little screwdriver and some sharp power tools. The evil vermins were finally

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in a galaxy far far away where life isn't possible lived a guy named Bob.Most of the time he was called "Bob the Mob" who liked to play gangster Bonnie Raitt. He also have a little dog called "insane yellow thing" who loves to eat little, insane peoples from the Earth. Meanwhile there was another man with another golden opportunity to shine eventually on Bob's brainless head, his name is Guy Berryman a.k.a sex god of the highlands of Scotland and also of the Coldplaying Clan. This was Guy's first foray into the heavens.The moment when Guy met Sally was very magical as they eloped right after they stared at a large rock where a gnome sat atop and sung a beautiful song about life in general. But soon they had to split because of the infestation of little rat like things were nibbling at their feet suddenly they moved squashing the rats with their mouths ew that smells bad said the rat exterminator named Bill. Bill then proceeded to cut each of the rat's testicles with his trusty little screwdriver and some sharp power tools. The evil vermins were finally destroyed to shreds. Later on

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in a galaxy far far away where life isn't possible lived a guy named Bob.Most of the time he was called "Bob the Mob" who liked to play gangster Bonnie Raitt. He also have a little dog called "insane yellow thing" who loves to eat little, insane peoples from the Earth. Meanwhile there was another man with another golden opportunity to shine eventually on Bob's brainless head, his name is Guy Berryman a.k.a sex god of the highlands of Scotland and also of the Coldplaying Clan. This was Guy's first foray into the heavens.The moment when Guy met Sally was very magical as they eloped right after they stared at a large rock where a gnome sat atop and sung a beautiful song about life in general. But soon they had to split because of the infestation of little rat like things were nibbling at their feet suddenly they moved squashing the rats with their mouths ew that smells bad said the rat exterminator named Bill. Bill then proceeded to cut each of the rat's testicles with his trusty little screwdriver and some sharp power tools. The evil vermins were finally destroyed to shreds. Later on Guy and Gail were already

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in a galaxy far far away where life isn't possible lived a guy named Bob.Most of the time he was called "Bob the Mob" who liked to play gangster Bonnie Raitt. He also have a little dog called "insane yellow thing" who loves to eat little, insane peoples from the Earth. Meanwhile there was another man with another golden opportunity to shine eventually on Bob's brainless head, his name is Guy Berryman a.k.a sex god of the highlands of Scotland and also of the Coldplaying Clan. This was Guy's first foray into the heavens.The moment when Guy met Sally was very magical as they eloped right after they stared at a large rock where a gnome sat atop and sung a beautiful song about life in general. But soon they had to split because of the infestation of little rat like things were nibbling at their feet suddenly they moved squashing the rats with their mouths ew that smells bad said the rat exterminator named Bill. Bill then proceeded to cut each of the rat's testicles with his trusty little screwdriver and some sharp power tools. The evil vermins were finally destroyed to shreds. Later on Guy and Gail were already in bed together having lots

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in a galaxy far far away where life isn't possible lived a guy named Bob.Most of the time he was called "Bob the Mob" who liked to play gangster Bonnie Raitt. He also have a little dog called "insane yellow thing" who loves to eat little, insane peoples from the Earth. Meanwhile there was another man with another golden opportunity to shine eventually on Bob's brainless head, his name is Guy Berryman a.k.a sex god of the highlands of Scotland and also of the Coldplaying Clan. This was Guy's first foray into the heavens.The moment when Guy met Sally was very magical as they eloped right after they stared at a large rock where a gnome sat atop and sung a beautiful song about life in general. But soon they had to split because of the infestation of little rat like things were nibbling at their feet suddenly they moved squashing the rats with their mouths ew that smells bad said the rat exterminator named Bill. Bill then proceeded to cut each of the rat's testicles with his trusty little screwdriver and some sharp power tools. The evil vermins were finally destroyed to shreds. Later on Guy and Gail were already in bed together having lots of hot and unadulterated touching

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in a galaxy far far away where life isn't possible lived a guy named Bob.Most of the time he was called "Bob the Mob" who liked to play gangster Bonnie Raitt. He also have a little dog called "insane yellow thing" who loves to eat little, insane peoples from the Earth. Meanwhile there was another man with another golden opportunity to shine eventually on Bob's brainless head, his name is Guy Berryman a.k.a sex god of the highlands of Scotland and also of the Coldplaying Clan. This was Guy's first foray into the heavens.The moment when Guy met Sally was very magical as they eloped right after they stared at a large rock where a gnome sat atop and sung a beautiful song about life in general. But soon they had to split because of the infestation of little rat like things were nibbling at their feet suddenly they moved squashing the rats with their mouths ew that smells bad said the rat exterminator named Bill. Bill then proceeded to cut each of the rat's testicles with his trusty little screwdriver and some sharp power tools. The evil vermins were finally destroyed to shreds. Later on Guy and Gail were already in bed together having lots of hot and unadulterated touching. Gail was screaming while Guy

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in a galaxy far far away where life isn't possible lived a guy named Bob.Most of the time he was called "Bob the Mob" who liked to play gangster Bonnie Raitt. He also have a little dog called "insane yellow thing" who loves to eat little, insane peoples from the Earth. Meanwhile there was another man with another golden opportunity to shine eventually on Bob's brainless head, his name is Guy Berryman a.k.a sex god of the highlands of Scotland and also of the Coldplaying Clan. This was Guy's first foray into the heavens.The moment when Guy met Sally was very magical as they eloped right after they stared at a large rock where a gnome sat atop and sung a beautiful song about life in general. But soon they had to split because of the infestation of little rat like things were nibbling at their feet suddenly they moved squashing the rats with their mouths ew that smells bad said the rat exterminator named Bill. Bill then proceeded to cut each of the rat's testicles with his trusty little screwdriver and some sharp power tools. The evil vermins were finally destroyed to shreds. Later on Guy and Gail were already in bed together having lots of hot and unadulterated touching. Gail was screaming while Guy looked kinda bored but he

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In a galaxy far far away where life isn't possible lived a guy named Bob.Most of the time he was called "Bob the Mob" who liked to play gangster Bonnie Raitt. He also have a little dog called "insane yellow thing" who loves to eat little, insane peoples from the Earth. Meanwhile there was another man with another golden opportunity to shine eventually on Bob's brainless head, his name is Guy Berryman a.k.a sex god of the highlands of Scotland and also of the Coldplaying Clan. This was Guy's first foray into the heavens.The moment when Guy met Sally was very magical as they eloped right after they stared at a large rock where a gnome sat atop and sung a beautiful song about life in general. But soon they had to split because of the infestation of little rat like things were nibbling at their feet suddenly they moved squashing the rats with their mouths ew that smells bad said the rat exterminator named Bill. Bill then proceeded to cut each of the rat's testicles with his trusty little screwdriver and some sharp power tools. The evil vermins were finally destroyed to shreds. Later on Guy and Gail were already in bed together having lots of hot and unadulterated touching. Gail was screaming while Guy looked kinda bored but he pulled out a rubber chicken

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In a galaxy far far away where life isn't possible lived a guy named Bob.Most of the time he was called "Bob the Mob" who liked to play gangster Bonnie Raitt. He also have a little dog called "insane yellow thing" who loves to eat little, insane peoples from the Earth. Meanwhile there was another man with another golden opportunity to shine eventually on Bob's brainless head, his name is Guy Berryman a.k.a sex god of the highlands of Scotland and also of the Coldplaying Clan. This was Guy's first foray into the heavens.The moment when Guy met Sally was very magical as they eloped right after they stared at a large rock where a gnome sat atop and sung a beautiful song about life in general. But soon they had to split because of the infestation of little rat like things were nibbling at their feet suddenly they moved squashing the rats with their mouths ew that smells bad said the rat exterminator named Bill. Bill then proceeded to cut each of the rat's testicles with his trusty little screwdriver and some sharp power tools. The evil vermins were finally destroyed to shreds. Later on Guy and Gail were already in bed together having lots of hot and unadulterated touching. Gail was screaming while Guy looked kinda bored but he pulled out a rubber chicken

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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In a galaxy far far away where life isn't possible lived a guy named Bob.Most of the time he was called "Bob the Mob" who liked to play gangster Bonnie Raitt. He also have a little dog called "insane yellow thing" who loves to eat little, insane peoples from the Earth. Meanwhile there was another man with another golden opportunity to shine eventually on Bob's brainless head, his name is Guy Berryman a.k.a sex god of the highlands of Scotland and also of the Coldplaying Clan. This was Guy's first foray into the heavens.The moment when Guy met Sally was very magical as they eloped right after they stared at a large rock where a gnome sat atop and sung a beautiful song about life in general. But soon they had to split because of the infestation of little rat like things were nibbling at their feet suddenly they moved squashing the rats with their mouths ew that smells bad said the rat exterminator named Bill. Bill then proceeded to cut each of the rat's testicles with his trusty little screwdriver and some sharp power tools. The evil vermins were finally destroyed to shreds. Later on Guy and Gail were already in bed together having lots of hot and unadulterated touching. Gail was screaming while Guy looked kinda bored but he pulled out a rubber chicken made of plastic. And stuck it into his left ear

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