November 24, 200520 yr aww *lots of cuddles* for Sam! ah well just explain that you needed to get pissed and have a night out and i reckon they might understand! :idea2: ... although maybe they won't :( .... you'll find a way round it somehow ;) at college we have a unit called Sports Massage so basically we learn how to massage but tomorrow i'm one of the people being massaged :pleased: :D Hi Ash! hope you are feeling well! :D :cool: :lol: i'm already a crazy person inside Julia so you're only telling the truth! :D :wink3:
November 24, 200520 yr thanks i think my back has a lot of knots in it due to stress so hopefully it will relieve some of them :D .. if my masseur is good anyway ... probably won't be because he is just another student!
November 24, 200520 yr Hey Nige :kiss: I haave a problem and I'd hope maybe you or someone else here could help me with it.. My biology teacher gave us this STUPID riddle today (we were talking about contraception) and he told us to 'think about it this weekend'... it was like: A man is with 3 women on some lonely island, and he's gonna have sex with all three of them, but he only has 2 condoms.. but no one may get pregnant or get a STD.. :P Any idea, anyone? :dozey:
November 24, 200520 yr thanks for the hugs...i need them im goetting lots of hugs on here tonight, its great :D :kiss: :kiss: im off the bedfordshire...so nighty night to you :kiss: speak with you again soon im sure :) nbye you hottie :sneaky:
November 24, 200520 yr hmm i really don't know Eli :rolleyes: .. maybe if he has a threesome with two of the girls then he won't have to penetrate one of them ... :lol: as if that would be the answer!
November 24, 200520 yr what about Julia's idea of one of them having their period? ... are you sure all they have is 2 condoms .. no pills or anything ? :rolleyes: ... he's unprepared if he thinks he wants to fuck all of them! :angry:
November 24, 200520 yr well, when having period, you still can get STDs.. so that's no option either :/ I thought: one of the women is granny (has had her menopause :P ) and errr.. still virgin :rolleyes: (so not carrying any STD) and the guy is a virgin too (no STDs either) so he'll has to fuck the granny first without condom, and after that he can do the other to with the condoms :P but yeah.. were are you gonna find a granny virgin? :dozey:
November 24, 200520 yr :lol: ... well i'm sure theres plenty of them they just don't post around saying Hey .. come fuck me .. i have no STDs because i'm a granny virgin ... wow my thread will forever be associated with granny virgins now :stunned:
November 24, 200520 yr haha maybe you should let the name of your thread change into: Nigel's granny virgins thread :rolleyes: :P I don't think grannies that are still virgins exist.. how could NEVER having sex ever be possible? :/
November 24, 200520 yr i think it is .. there are a lot of unlucky people .. and perhaps it does happen ... nah lets not :lol: ... and shhh thats the kind of thing Mafe would do if she saw you say it .... :shifty:
November 24, 200520 yr granny nuns must all be lesbian or something like that :P everyone's gotta love someone, and it is in our natural instincts to have sex.. so.. :P
November 24, 200520 yr yeah but i know someone who is a virgin .. well i believe she is anyway and she is about 60 or getting on for that .... so it is looking unlikely she will ever have sex in her life ...
November 24, 200520 yr shes a devout Christian, never married and i'm sure my mum, who is good friends with her, told me she hasn't had sex before
November 25, 200520 yr Hello Nige! :kiss: Have a great weekend. I hope you'll take advantage of the situation :wink3: You know what I mean :lol:
November 25, 200520 yr :lol: Hey Gail ... don't worry i'll be trying my best but i have a lot of work to do for the next few weeks .. see you soon! :D :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
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