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Condom size????

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Body: A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms.

 

"What size?" asks the clerk?

 

"Gee, I don't know."

 

"Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the

crotch, and yells, "Medium!" The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and

leaves quickly.

 

Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4.

Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!" The guy struts over to the register, pays,

and leaves.

 

A high school kid comes in to buy condoms.

 

"What size?" The kid embarrassedly says "I've never done this before. I don't

know what size." The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. She grabs him

and yells "Clean up in aisle 4!"

:disappointed:

guys don't come to drugstore to buy cuddom they come to buy paracetamol because their girlfriends speak too much

 

 

 

:smartass:

  • Author

no no no...guys after fuck :dozey:

Oh my mafey!!!!!!! good joke though :lol: :lol: :lol:

  • Author

I :wink3: try my best! mwhahaha

dont wear condoms...i dont need them i dont have sex haha

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: LMFAO

Good stuff MAFE! :D

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