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The "I talk to myself" thread!

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god u ppl suck! fucking weirdos... :dozey:

ya mums fat, slag

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@Whisperator: You think you are cool hee?Oh damn.....go home..this isn't funny anymore! :angry:

WTF!!!!!!!!!!

  • 2 years later...

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just go to sleep you idiot!! it's 3am!!

duudee, you should go clean up now!! Otherwise it's gonna take houuurs and hooours

 

- No way.. I'm feeling a bit sick..

 

You're so not feeling sick :rolleyes:

 

- Alright then master :disappointed:

 

That's my boy! You'll get a lollipop once you're done!

 

-SWEET :cheesy:

hm. i wonder what i'll get today. but i thought i knew. well, maybe i don't want to get that anymore. hm. it is a little on the expensive side. well, i'll see what i find then. i don't know. maybe i'll get a new vest? i do need a new vest. and jeans, definitley some jeans. that'd be amazing if i could find a nice military style jacket, to be all coldplay. but i probably won't. remember that one that was like, two billion dollars? that looked just like chris's jacket. hm. i'll just browse around and buy things i like? so, yeah. ooh! i should make a new wallpaper. why? cause i want to! hm. what should it look like? i could use those new photos from flikr. well, maybe i'll just make it later. ooh, we're going out to eat today! sweet. I WANT TO LISTEN TO CEMETERIES OF LONDON.

 

:D

Bored.

Tired.

Bored.

Tired.

Tired.

Need sleep.

STFU idiot go to sleep

nah

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

bored

tired

sleep

mm chris

no don't start

don't start you retard

:heart:

no

don't

stop

control yourself

stop staring at louve's sig

stop it

no

sagjlsakgha!!

 

 

 

cute :heart:

if only he could be my pillow tonight :angry: stupid fate

Bored.

Tired.

Bored.

Tired.

Tired.

Need sleep.

STFU idiot go to sleep

nah

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

bored

tired

sleep

mm chris

no don't start

don't start you retard

:heart:

no

don't

stop

control yourself

stop staring at louve's sig

stop it

no

sagjlsakgha!!

 

 

 

cute :heart:

if only he could be my pillow tonight :angry: stupid fate

come on, she wants you to skip school on friday so that you can have lunch with her!

 

- what a sister! my sister would never allow me to do so!

 

neither would mine, but it's her birthday.

 

- actually, her birthday is on tuesday!

 

but i'm going to a coldplay concert that day.

 

- and she has to work.

 

hey! how do you know?!

 

- she's my sister.

 

no! she's mine!

 

- but that'd mean we're siblings...

Daniel, i know you're jealous... because chavi is gonna see coldplay tomorrow and you not...:cry:

can you believe it???? i'm gonna see coldplay tomorrow!!!!

 

- yeah, me too. i just need to ask my sister for her camera.

  • 4 weeks later...

omgomgomgomgomgomg

what?

nothing

you're sad

yea but how many times do you have to say it

until you believe it

I do

you're still sad

then technically so are you

that's ridiculous

:smug:

don't give me that face

duude

huh?

we have 2 days to become professional stalkers

you're not doing this

why not? :wacky:

you're not gonna meet jonny!! stop!!

but :wacky:

ugh

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The screwed up thing about talking to yourself is that when you start answering yourself there is a problem. or when people respond to you and you shout out "I;m not talking to you"

that should work

yea we may be able to get away with it

yay!!

check the map!! check the map!!

hahahaha you're starting to sound like Dora The Explorer

:dozey:

I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map!! :singer:

will you just check the map already?!

going..

NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-ha!!!!!!

 

heehee

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