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Would you fight yourself to death?

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Let's say they cloned you and got the other you to the same age as you would you fight you?

 

I would. Fight me that is.

 

I hate me. I'd kick mes ass. Stupid me.

 

No, just kidding. But I'm pretty sure I could kick my own ass.

 

Could you kick your own ass? If so, how would you give yourself the edge?

mhh ... i'm very arrogant ... that's why i wouldn't do it.

i love myself too much :D

 

he he just kidding

 

but i wouldn't fight myself though :o

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But the other you could do anything. They could ummm star in a porno movie or go into school as you and beat people up or they could blow up the world and you'd be blaimed.

 

You'd have no choice but to kill you. I mean her. Her as you. You know what I mean (You as in, you).

You know what would be really creepy?

 

Having sex with yourself.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.....Please, don't ask why I just thought of that. :stunned:

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Hahahahaha! Thats really, yeah, weird. But a well valued comment! :D

But the other you could do anything. They could ummm star in a porno movie or go into school as you and beat people up or they could blow up the world and you'd be blaimed.

 

You'd have no choice but to kill you. I mean her. Her as you. You know what I mean (You as in, you).

 

hmm .... didn't think about that ...

 

then i guess i'd kidnapp her and lock her in a dark room.

so she couldn't get out ....

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Would you feed her?! For the love of god, shes a living organism!

 

Pah!

lol yeh thanks for that! :lol: :shifty:

 

no, id so do it like the american teen movies and me and my new best friend would have a TOTALLY fun time together and pull pranks and help eachother get boyfriends and cover for eachother so we could go to parties.

 

yeh we'd be like totally the bestest friends in ameri- ..i mean the whole world...

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OLSENS :nice:

I'd send the other me out to work so i could stay in bed all day and test out a theory of mine - Is Coldplay really better than doing coke of a hookers back? :D :cool:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

I don't think ANYTHING'S better than doing coke off a hookers back!

Would you feed her?! For the love of god, shes a living organism!

 

Pah!

no, i'd let her starve to death...she's just a clone :P

I wonder if killing your cloned self would become a contraversy equal to abortion. Hmmm. "When does a clone feel pain?" the next Senate topic!! I can see it now!

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I'd send the other me out to work so i could stay in bed all day and test out a theory of mine - Is Coldplay really better than doing coke of a hookers back? :D :cool:

 

Now THERES a plan. Really.

 

I would make mine do all my work.

I would definitely fight myself. I have always wondered what I would look like in a fight. Also, I would dress myself in outfits before I picked which one I wanted. :D

For sure, but i'd be a tough one to beat haha i learned aikido years ago so maybe my clon would kick my ass since i havent used it in quite a while :stunned:

Best question ever.

I'd take myself out - I'd definitely expect something sly from me straight off, like a shot in the pills or a foot stamp just like Tom Cruise in Cocktail, so I'd make sure I've got that covered, then I'd give a sharp jap to the nose followed by some body punches. I'd have to go to work on myself while I'm down because I'd get up for more, simple.

I'd...

 

Use the other me to see what I'd look like with certain hairstyles before actually getting them myself.

 

Confuse the hell out of high school bullies by pushing them in the back, and when they turn to face me, have my clone (who's standing behind the bully) push them in the back. So they are spinning around thinking "WHAT THE F***?"

 

Play one on one basketball against myself. All the time. Everyone I play against is so different to me and if I played myself I'd know my own weaknesses and MAKE MYSELF INVINCIBLE HAHAHAHA!

 

It'd also mean I could have 2 girlfriends.... At the same time. Cool.

I actually don't get the point of the thread. :huh:

that IS the point. Reilly has a point to prove about this place...

that's true!!!!

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I probably would hate the cloned me because I wouldn't feel significant or individual and would end up kicking my own ass! :idea2:

The one-on-one basketball thing is a really good idea. I would definitely do that. :idea2: :sneaky:

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