NO HE DOESNT! :angry:

 

hes doesnt need a belt... :sneaky: :D

:lol: Can't we try and get a more close-up image of his tush? :sneaky:

i had a huge collection of Coldplay photos, probably including a ripe Chris Martin tush, but my computer broke down and i cant get all my pictures back... there were some corkers there too... but i spose this could be some sorta detox for me... :D :rolleyes:

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: