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X-MEN

 

Wolverine: -Someone's here?

Cyclops: -Where?

Wolverine: -I don't know! Keep your eye open!

 

[Cyclops doesn't know if Logan's an imposter.]

W: -Hey, hey, it's me!

C: - Prove it!

W: -You're a dick!

C: -OK!

 

[Trapped inside the Statue of Liberty]

Cyclops: -Blast him, Storm!

Magneto: -Send a bolt of electricity into a large copper conductor? I thought you lived in a school.

 

A LIFE LESS ORDINARY

 

Robbie: -Listen you asshole, i got your daughter, and... Oh sorry madame! I got the wrong number...no I haven't got your daughter I have someone elses... no we're not married...

 

Listen you daughter, I've got your asshole!

 

FACE/OFF

 

Castor Troy: -If I were to send you flowers where would I address.... no wait. Let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?

 

...and one of my favourite Phobe quote is: "How's crazy? Has she cooked your rabbit yet?"

 

 

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I LOVE that from a life less ordenary, it's so hilariouse!! :D :D The only one i can think of is Gwenie:

'MAster Sheakspere i heard you were a poet' and that's only because my sister says it in a really funny 'i'm so horny and posh' voice :D :lol: :lol: I'm really impressed by the Trainspotting quote aswell, did you remember that by memory???

AAAANNND the place in Moulin Rouge:

Toulouse: And it is set in SWITHSTERLAND!!

Ewan: NO NO! EXOTIC SWITZERLAND INDIA! IT'S SET IN INDIA!!

 

ROFL HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! I laugh so much every time, his expression on his face, hilariouse!!

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From LOTR:

 

the narrator: "An alliance of men and elves marched into Mordor..."

Gandyyyyyy!!!!!: "YOU....... SHALL.... NOT PASS!!!!!!!

Gollum: "Nope!"

Gollum [again!]: GOLLUMM GOLLUM!!!!

Gollum [yes! i love him!]: It burnnnnnnssssssss!!!!

 

From Amelie:

 

Narrator: Amelie likes thinking up of silly questions, such as, how many couples are having an orgasm right now?

Amelie: Fifteen!

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From LOTR:

 

the narrator: "An alliance of men and elves marched into Mordor..."

Gandyyyyyy!!!!!: "YOU....... SHALL.... NOT PASS!!!!!!!

Gollum: "Nope!"

Gollum [again!]: GOLLUMM GOLLUM!!!!

Gollum [yes! i love him!]: It burnnnnnnssssssss!!!!

 

From Amelie:

 

Narrator: Amelie likes thinking up of silly questions, such as, how many couples are having an orgasm right now?

Amelie: Fifteen!

i love Gollum, ecpesially the scene in LOTR 2 where he talks to himself :lol: "She wantz to killz them! But master loves us!"

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Monty: Yeah, fuck you, too. Monty's Reflection: Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it.

Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, grinning behind my back. These squeegee men dirtying up my clean windshield. Get a fucking job!

Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores and stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. Slow the fuck down!

Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35.

Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English?

Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from!

Fuck the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds!

Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for fucking life! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Inclone! Adelphia! Worldcom!

Fuck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, because they make the Puerto Ricans look good.

Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their palmaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, and their St. Anthony medallions. Swinging their dainty, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos.

Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Armani scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart!

Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on!

Fuck the corrupt cops with their penis violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust!

Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin Otisville, Jay!

Fuck Osama Bin Laden, Alqueda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal, Irish ass!

Fuck Jacob Elinski, whining malcontent.

Fuck Francis Xavier Slaughtery, my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass.

Fuck Naturelle Rivera. I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back. Sold me up the river. Fucking bitch.

Fuck my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar. Sipping on club soda, selling whiskey to firemen and cheering the Bronx Bombers.

Fuck this whole city and everyone in it. From the row houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue. From the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in parks slope to the split levels in Staten Island. If we have an earthquake, I'll welcome it. Let the fires rage. Let it burn to fuckin ash then let the waters rise and submerge this whole, rat-infested place.

Monty: No. No, fuck you, Montgomery Brogan. You had it all and then you threw it away, you dumb fuck! (25th Hour)

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"me i'm scared of everything...but most of all i'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling my whole life the way i feel when i'm with u..." (Dirty Dancing) :lol:

 

"give it to me now...now i must kill u and take it anyways" (TMR)

 

"u had me at hello" (Jerry Maguire)

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