February 20, 200620 yr ive slept in late before and rang up to say i wouldnt be in because i didnt sleep well because i had a cold break out and i said i felt lathargic and dizzy. That worked ;)
February 20, 200620 yr done that a few times too. but I call school. and I dont have any good excuses becaucse I'm a lazy little shithead but I always say I'm so so ill and they buy it. ok it's not so hard to call and make them buy what you say because there's an answering machine that takes all the I'm-so-ill-I-cant-come-to-school calls :)
February 20, 200620 yr Author meh... I hate that I have to work tomorrow... but, I know I am going to get looks... ask me if I give a shit... lol
February 20, 200620 yr Say that u developed a sudden toothache and that ur going to the dentist office to get it checked out... :sneaky:
February 20, 200620 yr Use the one I use on a basis when school doesn't seem so appealing...women's problems.
February 21, 200620 yr Haha I use that one too Ted!!! I just say that I'm not well. Use long medically sounding words and they should take it.
February 21, 200620 yr Author ^ yeah... I'm going to let the entire office know I have a sexually transmitted disease... suuuuuuuuuure!! :lol: uh, no. next
February 21, 200620 yr I have flu cancer and bird flu oh yes bird flu I'm dieing of aids and penis flu and there are some kind of slugs in my pubes I think I have syphillus and aids are spreading out my ass like a metre stick or maybe a car jack and I'm dieing of down syndrome as I was born with that I hope you didnt notice.
February 21, 200620 yr Slugs in my pubes!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Can happen to the best of us...unprotected intercourse in the garden is no laughing matter...pop some pellets doon your troosers...sort of contraception to prevent the slugs...
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