Hehe. I don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for Mariah. :anxious: Must be embarrassing for her. But on the other hand, Chris Martin likes her assets - she should be thrilled!! lol! What Chris said is really funny in a Howard Stern way -- wrong and naughty, but hilarious.

Coldplay's latest hit is an ode to the assets of Mariah Carey.

 

Except you would have had to have been at the China Club on Thursday to hear its one-off performance.

 

Chris Martin's band was giving a private concert for winners of a contest sponsored by radio station WPLJ, when he was asked about the competition between Coldplay's "X&Y" and Carey's "The Emancipation of Mimi" for biggest-selling album of 2005.

 

When WPLJ reporter Brad Blanks asked Martin how he felt about having Mariah on his tail, he replied: "She's not, but one of her boobs is. They do most of her work. Last week I was chased down the street by an enormous boob. I think it was hers."

 

Martin even made up a song on the spot, sitting at his keyboard: "Man's been traveling through space and man's been to the moon and man's spent most of his intelligence desiring Mariah Carey boobs."

 

As the crowd laughed, he continued: "Mariah Carey's boobs are so nice, and she don't mess around. If she had been aboard the Titanic, there's no way that ship would have gone down."

 

Can't wait for Mariah's response track.

 

:laugh3:

 

source: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/col/story/407067p-344651c.html

 

did i mention how much i LOOOOVe chris???

:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

hahaha :laugh4: i read this' date='man he talks like this and he is married :lol: hilarious[/quote']

 

:laugh4::laugh4: ahaha, i thought the same! wot would Gwinnie think!:lol:

Fuck, I'd be ecstatic if Chris Martin wrote a song about MY boobs!!!!

 

 

 

square_1, LMFAO! A pig in a puddle... exactly what I think everytime I see her!!

 

 

 

I think it's pretty clear what my feelings toward her are. Ewwww.

:laugh3: Yeah..she's a bitch

:lol:

I see Chris apologizing for this sometime in the near future! Hilarious :laugh4: :laugh4:

Coldplay's latest hit is an ode to the assets of Mariah Carey.

 

Except you would have had to have been at the China Club on Thursday to hear its one-off performance.

 

Chris Martin's band was giving a private concert for winners of a contest sponsored by radio station WPLJ, when he was asked about the competition between Coldplay's "X&Y" and Carey's "The Emancipation of Mimi" for biggest-selling album of 2005.

 

When WPLJ reporter Brad Blanks asked Martin how he felt about having Mariah on his tail, he replied: "She's not, but one of her boobs is. They do most of her work. Last week I was chased down the street by an enormous boob. I think it was hers."

 

Martin even made up a song on the spot, sitting at his keyboard: "Man's been traveling through space and man's been to the moon and man's spent most of his intelligence desiring Mariah Carey boobs."

 

As the crowd laughed, he continued: "Mariah Carey's boobs are so nice, and she don't mess around. If she had been aboard the Titanic, there's no way that ship would have gone down."

 

Can't wait for Mariah's response track.

 

:laugh3:

 

source: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/col/story/407067p-344651c.html

 

:laugh3:

He has a gift for impromptu lyrics. :happy2: